Michael goes in to cardiac arrest & dies
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Anonymous
2009-06-25 21:46
Guess his heart couldn't Beat It anymore...
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Anonymous
2009-06-25 22:35
Micheal jackson passed away this morning from a cardiac arrest. Authorites have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys out of them so that the kids can play with him for a change.
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RedCream 2009-06-25 22:57
>>1
Michael goes in to cardiac arrest & dies
That was funny enough as it was. You should have just left it at that.
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Anonymous
2009-06-26 0:00
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.
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Anonymous
2009-06-26 0:01
Due to the untimely death of Michael Jackson, all of his upcoming dates are now cancelled:
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Anonymous
2009-06-26 0:01
He's molesting the baby Jesus now.
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Anonymous
2009-06-26 0:03
Reports are saying that he actually died in a childrens hospital after having a stroke.
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RedCream 2009-06-26 6:03
MJ dead? I admit my role.
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Anonymous
2009-06-27 9:52
>>6
You can't molest the willing. Prove me wrong.