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Michael goes in to cardiac arrest & dies

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 21:46

Guess his heart couldn't Beat It anymore...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 22:35

Micheal jackson passed away this morning from a cardiac arrest. Authorites have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys out of them so that the kids can play with him for a change.

Name: RedCream 2009-06-25 22:57

>>1
Michael goes in to cardiac arrest & dies
That was funny enough as it was.  You should have just left it at that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-26 0:00

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-26 0:01

Due to the untimely death of Michael Jackson, all of his upcoming dates are now cancelled:

James Aged 9
Thomes Aged 11

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-26 0:01

He's molesting the baby Jesus now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-26 0:03

Reports are saying that he actually died in a childrens hospital after having a stroke.

Name: RedCream 2009-06-26 6:03

MJ dead? I admit my role.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-27 9:52

>>6
You can't molest the willing. Prove me wrong.

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