/lounge/ - "Say again, Cactus"

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 14:26

"Ah, this is, uh, Cactus 1549," Sullenberger informed the tower after takeoff. "Hit birds. We lost thrust in both engines. We're turning back towards LaGuardia."
Within 30 seconds, the LaGuardia tower replied: "Cactus 1549, turn right ... you can land Runway 1 at Teterboro."
"We can't do it," Sullenberger replied, betraying no hint of the crisis. When the captain announced they were going into the river, the tower replied, "I'm sorry. Say again, Cactus."
"Cactus, ah, Cactus 1549, radar contact is lost," the tower said.

But with the power of Cactus, all passengers and crew were saved.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 14:35

fail.GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 14:43

>>2
Dude, you need to get laid.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-23 14:48

>>1
Cactus are dirty, dirty, disgusting little plants!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 14:51

JACKSON 5 GET
>>4
I didn't like you before, hell I even remixed your rap and wrote most of the wiki article on you, but that statement is trollage of the highest order, which will not get a rise out of me

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 14:58

>>4
Fuckin brian

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 14:58

>>4
No poofters!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 14:59

>>4
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 14:59

>>3
Listen here, jerkface.
It's more than 1 guy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 14:59

>>4
Please stop posting here!

Name: Solid Snake 2009-06-23 15:00

>>3
FUCK YOU. I'M SOLID FUCKING SNAKE. YOU PIECE OF ARSE CUNT NIGGER SHIT. GO AND TAKE A DOG PENIS UP THE ARSE YOU FUCKED UP PIECE OF FUCK SHIT FACED CUNT.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 15:07

>>4
Must you shit up every thread?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 15:11

I dream of cocks drifting across the blue sky.

Name: Cactus 2009-06-23 15:44

The Captain kept his head, and didn't lapse into Cactese during the emergency.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 17:30

>>12
Fuck, I forgot that one

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-23 17:33

Cactus carry diseases and hurt people!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-23 17:35

>>16
Cactii (not sure if that's the right word...) often carry hallucinogenic chemicals, they're absolutely accpetable to me.
You fucking anus.

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-23 17:36

>>16
You're an anus!

Name: Cactus 2009-06-23 18:22

>>16
We have the ability to punish people like you with 1k needles to very sensitive parts of your body. A friendly warning.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-23 18:28

>>19
DIRTY!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-23 18:35

>>20
lets lose!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-24 1:33

>>20



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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-24 1:41

>>22
whoa

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-24 5:50

Collected Fiction involving Chastity Belts and Devices

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-24 6:38

Gotta have a cactus on lounge

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-24 7:17

>>22
GET OUT!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-24 7:21

>>26
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-24 8:24

>>26
Pleasant anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 4:36

>>26
Porque?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 7:05

>>29
No thanks, I'm Jewish!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 7:12

I like janus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-25 7:40

>>30
But its Kosher! I swear!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-25 8:49

Stop bumping this shit, use sage!i

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-25 8:51

>>33
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-26 16:52

>>33
SAGE

Amidoinitrite?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-26 19:21

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"Say again, Cactus"

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