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Official /lounge/ beekeeping thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 15:34

Sup fellow beekeepers, the last thread went over 1,000 posts so I figured that we could continue here.

Summer is just starting so here are some helpful tips for keeping your bees cool, healthy, and happy during those hot months:
1. Make sure to apply a fresh coat of paint to your hive units. Lighter shades do not absorb as much heat as darker colors. Having a coat of white paint can lower hive temperatures by three entire degrees fahrenheit.
2. Position your hive properly. If you have a patch of trees on your property, place the hive on the edge of them, but not in the midst of them. It would seem to make more sense to place the hive where the most shade is, but being in the middle of a dense wooded area could provide navigational difficulties for the workers, and the hive production may suffer. You do not want your bees in the middle of a field either though. This will be hotter and prone to lightning strikes.
3. If extreme measures are needed, consider a misting machine on its lowest setting. This is only intended as a last resort to keep bees from overheating. Air conditioners and fans are out of the question, however: the wind they create imperils the workers' flight paths, and the sound may agitate your hive.

Hope these help some of you out. If you have any other questions or comments about bees/beekeeping, this is the place to do it!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-15 15:39

Bees sting why would you want bees? You sell the honey!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-15 15:39

>>2
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 15:42

I wear my sunglasses at night

Name: DOCTOR FAIL 2009-06-15 16:30

>>2
Using this haxer here, I will end you, MILKRIBS, and you cannot do anything about it! I will hax you, and the world will be mine! Ha ha ha!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 16:34

>>2
Why do you end every god damn sentence with an exclamation mark? Are you a nigger?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 16:39

Bees all over the confed cup. Fix it for /sp/ please.

http://zip.4chan.org/sp/res/1142648.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 16:46

>>1
How do I got /b/ees ?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-15 17:09

>>5
Fuck you DOCTOR FAIL! You are a major queer! You can't hack for shit!
>>6
I am an white boy!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-15 17:12

>>9
You're an anus!

Name: DOCTOR FAIL 2009-06-15 17:19

>>9
You cannot defeat me, MILKRIBS, you're an anus! *FAIL PUNCH!*

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 17:27

>>2
>>3
Same fag. Check the times. Milkribs fails.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-15 17:31

>>10
>>11
Not an anus dipshits!
>>12
It's a bot! Bots love MILKRIBS4k!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-15 17:33

>>13
lets lose!

Name: DOCTOR FAIL 2009-06-15 18:04

>>13
Anus! *grabs dick*

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-15 18:07

>>15
back to /b/, plz

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-15 18:09

>>16
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 0:14

>>16
Oh Jesus, you're back?

( ´_ゝ`)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 0:17

What

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 0:19

I just started a 5 gallon batch of mead. It would be nice to harvest my own honey, but I'm a city boy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 0:29

BEES

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 1:32

Listen here, jerkfaces. This thread is about bees, not anuses. Unless you've got something to say about bees and beekeeping then please see yourself to the door.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 1:35

Is beekeeping profitable during these harsh economic times?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 1:40

>>23
Yes! It's as they say: "Fads come and go, but the world runs on honey."

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 2:01

Is it true that bees do a dance to tell other bees where the nectar is?  Or did Miss Frizzle lie to me? :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 3:16

>>25
Yeah, the waggledance exists. There's an ale named after it round my way

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 3:31

Do you believe that Bayer pesticide is responsible for CCD?
How far must a hive be from houses?
Is the toxin from honeybees useful for anything?
Did you find the original cast of SNL's portrayal of the killer bees accurate?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 3:52

HOT BEES

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 5:30

Official Bee imageboard:

http://img.4chan.org/z/imgboard.html

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-16 7:17

>>29
Well it's not really an imageboard, more like just an image!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-16 7:18

>>30
lets lose!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 9:47

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 14:41

My bees are all dying, what do to?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-16 14:44

>>33
Let them free they will probably be happier!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-16 14:47

>>34
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 14:53

>>33
Glue them to your body and enter some mall in your bee-armour and terrorise people and shoot bees at them

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-16 14:58

>>36
This wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-16 14:59

>>37
You're an anus!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-16 15:26

>>38
I can insure you I am no anus!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-16 15:28

>>39
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 17:10


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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 23:17

>>41
WTF is that the elephant man

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 23:22

>>42
It's looks like Kenta-kun with a huge tumor on one side of his face.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 2:09

>>42
IT'S KERNEL FUCKING SANDERS, RETARD!  YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE KERNEL FUCKING SANDERS!  USE YOUR GODDAMNED EYES WHY DON'T YOU?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 2:10

>>27
>Do you believe that Bayer pesticide is responsible for CCD?
Yes. Nasty stuff.
>How far must a hive be from houses?
At least 100 yard to provide peace and quiet for your bees. After that it just depends on how far you're willing to walk.
>Is the toxin from honeybees useful for anything?
Not really. Maybe in enormous doses, but that would take a lot of effort, and I can't think of a humane way to extract it.
>Did you find the original cast of SNL's portrayal of the killer bees accurate?
Never saw.

>>33
Most of the time it is related to environmental hazards. Make sure that your hives are in a secluded, relatively rural area. Bees are sensitive to airborne chemicals and placing a hive in an industrialized area can be a death knell for your poor bees. If you cannot provide a safe home for them, then please do not keep them! Contact you local bee rescue agency, which will try its hardest to find a good new location for your hive.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 2:32

"I am not an animal, I am Kernal Sanders" *gets stung in forehead by bees*

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 4:16

>>44
Reads 44's post. *grab dick*

Name: pork soda 2009-06-17 5:19

Why would anyone keep bees! These things have painful stings and they are stupid compared to other pets such as cats and dogs!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 5:29

I like it when dogs get stung by bees

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-17 8:30

>>48
Finally someone sees my point of view!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-17 8:38

>>50
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 9:45

>>48
You're just upset because you can catch more honey than with semen

Name: Anonymous 2010-02-19 12:28

Buzz bump~

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 22:04

Bump because we just got bees.  Unfortunately the queen was DOA ;_;

Name: RedCream 2010-04-24 23:37

You can get a new queen and acclimate the old bees to her, right?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-24 23:55

don't get fungus on your bees, bad news

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 1:03

>>55
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 3:44

Whats the technical word for bee-keeping?

Faggotory

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 3:52

>>58
Apiary.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 6:43

>>59
Oh ye

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-25 23:40

>>58
I prefer to call myself a honey harvester

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 2:05

so like
what

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 3:11

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 3:12

>>63
FUCK. We better start beekeeping right away.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 4:11

>>63
mailonsunday
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 23:59

>>65
Why? What's wrong with that site?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-04 1:05

daily mail has bad reputation

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-04 3:37

>>66
It's full of lies

Name: >>68 2010-05-04 3:38

>>66
Here this explains it pretty well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-04 5:32

>>69
wwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-04 12:01

It's been five days since I placed the proto-colony at the playground across the street. It's the furthest place from any houses I could find that's within walking distance. So far they've been able to defend their territory from those damned children who challenge my bees' authority. One girl who strayed too close, regardless of my violent threat earlier in the alley, was stung and taken to a hospital. Allergic, presumably. This will teach her a lesson!

I can't help but worry about the future of my colony as temperatures rise and children start coming out in larger numbers. My bees wont last long against their incessant attacks. The colony must be moved.

Candidates for new locations:
-basement
-neighbor's shed
-old folks' home back yard

I must say this urban beekeeping is proving to be quite the challenge.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 3:58

>>71
Why do you place bees in playgrounds!
Are you and psychopath!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 4:12

>>71
How big is the old folks' home back yard? That might be a possibility. Also, wouldn't one need a permit to undertake such an endeavor, especially in an urbanized area? Also, can you take any pictures of your setup? I'd like to see your configuration in all its glory.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 13:52

>>72
Oh come now.  Children enjoy to watch the little creatures of nature.  It is a good lesson to learn to share the world with the other creatures that live within it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 8:39

I don't think I've seen a single bee all summer. Where have they all gone :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 16:19

>>75
Have there been any new land dozing for crappy housing developments nearby?  The bees have less homes the more we spread out.  Therefore, we will need to keep yard hives.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 16:26

>>75
I killed three bees this summer, well, one of them might have been a wasp not sure

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 17:46

>>77
Monster.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 20:53

Bees are our friends.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 20:58

Iron helps us play.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 10:20

>>78
I only kill the stupid ones ie the ones that enter my apartment which is 100 meters away from the nearest flowers

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