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Official /lounge/ beekeeping thread

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 15:34

Sup fellow beekeepers, the last thread went over 1,000 posts so I figured that we could continue here.

Summer is just starting so here are some helpful tips for keeping your bees cool, healthy, and happy during those hot months:
1. Make sure to apply a fresh coat of paint to your hive units. Lighter shades do not absorb as much heat as darker colors. Having a coat of white paint can lower hive temperatures by three entire degrees fahrenheit.
2. Position your hive properly. If you have a patch of trees on your property, place the hive on the edge of them, but not in the midst of them. It would seem to make more sense to place the hive where the most shade is, but being in the middle of a dense wooded area could provide navigational difficulties for the workers, and the hive production may suffer. You do not want your bees in the middle of a field either though. This will be hotter and prone to lightning strikes.
3. If extreme measures are needed, consider a misting machine on its lowest setting. This is only intended as a last resort to keep bees from overheating. Air conditioners and fans are out of the question, however: the wind they create imperils the workers' flight paths, and the sound may agitate your hive.

Hope these help some of you out. If you have any other questions or comments about bees/beekeeping, this is the place to do it!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-15 15:39

Bees sting why would you want bees? You sell the honey!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-15 15:39

>>2
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 15:42

I wear my sunglasses at night

Name: DOCTOR FAIL 2009-06-15 16:30

>>2
Using this haxer here, I will end you, MILKRIBS, and you cannot do anything about it! I will hax you, and the world will be mine! Ha ha ha!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 16:34

>>2
Why do you end every god damn sentence with an exclamation mark? Are you a nigger?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 16:39

Bees all over the confed cup. Fix it for /sp/ please.

http://zip.4chan.org/sp/res/1142648.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 16:46

>>1
How do I got /b/ees ?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-15 17:09

>>5
Fuck you DOCTOR FAIL! You are a major queer! You can't hack for shit!
>>6
I am an white boy!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-15 17:12

>>9
You're an anus!

Name: DOCTOR FAIL 2009-06-15 17:19

>>9
You cannot defeat me, MILKRIBS, you're an anus! *FAIL PUNCH!*

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-15 17:27

>>2
>>3
Same fag. Check the times. Milkribs fails.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-15 17:31

>>10
>>11
Not an anus dipshits!
>>12
It's a bot! Bots love MILKRIBS4k!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-15 17:33

>>13
lets lose!

Name: DOCTOR FAIL 2009-06-15 18:04

>>13
Anus! *grabs dick*

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-15 18:07

>>15
back to /b/, plz

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-15 18:09

>>16
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 0:14

>>16
Oh Jesus, you're back?

( ´_ゝ`)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 0:17

What

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 0:19

I just started a 5 gallon batch of mead. It would be nice to harvest my own honey, but I'm a city boy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 0:29

BEES

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 1:32

Listen here, jerkfaces. This thread is about bees, not anuses. Unless you've got something to say about bees and beekeeping then please see yourself to the door.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 1:35

Is beekeeping profitable during these harsh economic times?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 1:40

>>23
Yes! It's as they say: "Fads come and go, but the world runs on honey."

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 2:01

Is it true that bees do a dance to tell other bees where the nectar is?  Or did Miss Frizzle lie to me? :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 3:16

>>25
Yeah, the waggledance exists. There's an ale named after it round my way

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 3:31

Do you believe that Bayer pesticide is responsible for CCD?
How far must a hive be from houses?
Is the toxin from honeybees useful for anything?
Did you find the original cast of SNL's portrayal of the killer bees accurate?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 3:52

HOT BEES

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 5:30

Official Bee imageboard:

http://img.4chan.org/z/imgboard.html

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-16 7:17

>>29
Well it's not really an imageboard, more like just an image!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-16 7:18

>>30
lets lose!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 9:47

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 14:41

My bees are all dying, what do to?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-16 14:44

>>33
Let them free they will probably be happier!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-16 14:47

>>34
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 14:53

>>33
Glue them to your body and enter some mall in your bee-armour and terrorise people and shoot bees at them

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-16 14:58

>>36
This wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-16 14:59

>>37
You're an anus!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-16 15:26

>>38
I can insure you I am no anus!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-16 15:28

>>39
You're an anus!

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