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Can you fap when your dog is in your room?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 20:43

I cannot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 20:45

>>1
please refer to http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1242841273/1-40

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 21:27

I don't have a dog, but I sometimes borrow one from my neighbors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 21:42

>>3
How exactly does that pan out? And why?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 22:54

I do when my budgies are in the room.
I've stopped recently though, since Monday to see what it's like again, I did a month earlier this year and got laid twice during that time.
It hasn't affected me yet though, you bunch of cocksucking cunts

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 23:20

I believe that the do will reincarnate and see me as a human and go lolol i saw you fap what now fg. :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-20 23:22

Who cares?  Dogs lick their own crotches and hump indiscriminately.

Birds on the other hand; sounds kind of awkward.  They're always watching everything, all the time

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 0:11

a dog can eat your balls, a bird just tweets in a cage

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 0:15

With the budgies it got to the stage where I would take them in the other room.
I used to have only a female, and she always looked kinda mortified afterwards. I got her a mate recently and I haven't jerked off in front of them since, always took them in the other room. You have to be quite mild around them to win their trust, I guess seeing me beating off would just look weird.
Then again, seeing as the new budgie is a male maybe he'd understand. Maybe he would watch me and think "Man, that's a good trick. Wish i had hands"

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 1:32

I have a female cat and I have to admit she just does not give a fuck whatever I'm doing. She often looks in other directions, walks elsewhere and generally just thinks I'm doing a normal thing.

Keep it mind that animals are not humans.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 3:20

>>1
fap

Go back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 9:01

Dogs fap too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40EQqc9PY8U

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 9:04

>>12
zo vet, zijn het eigenlijk 2 mannetjes,die met elkaar neuken

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 13:02

>>10
Keep in mind that humans are animals.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 13:33

>>14
Keep your bestiality fetish to yourself, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 14:40

Neuup.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 15:15

>>10
check youtube for mafaldinha the cat ;D

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-21 15:16

Mafaldinha is a small but very smart cat. She has a big tree in the apartment. In this video she was under one branch of tree.

Name: Ultran 2009-05-21 17:28

Do you have a fetish or what?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 0:41

>>19
only for mafaldinha the cat

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 1:26

>>11
It was originally "masturbate" but that made the thread title too long. DEAL W/ IT NERD.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 6:32

I'm 20 and I've never kissed a girl. Most people could shrug this off and say,"No big deal," but for me it is, since I think about sex 24/7. Every girl I look at is a damn curse. I go to sleep at night thinking in my mind,"Tomorrow I'm gonna have sex, I can feel it, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex," I sometime just repeat the word "sex" to myself in a low voice as I'm walking around on campus, and then I have to remind myself that I'm talking to myself, and then I awkwardly laugh. Luckily, I don't know anyone, so they probably don't care about me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-22 18:43

I've done it but it's not very pleasant. He looks so intrigued and won't stop looking.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-23 7:39

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 12:15

>>23
this

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 12:16

>>25
Why did you bump a seven month old thread?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 13:39

>>26
I found the topic humourless and wished others to particioate.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 13:39

>>27
humourous* participate*

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 21:37

>>1
No because you know hes like a member of the family so no!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-23 22:41

Bad dog.  Bad!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 18:47

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Name: Anonymous 2009-12-24 22:57

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