Dream tits
1
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-06 15:54
Whenever I have a dream involving tits, the women never have any nipples. They just have big nippleless sacks of fat.
What the hell?
2
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-05-06 16:31
That's what I thought it was like when I was little!
3
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-06 18:14
You are dreaming about angels. They lack nipples, navels and vaginal openings. You missed a great epic angel porn thread in /b/ a few months ago.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-07 16:23
>>2
MILKRIBS4k was never breast fed
by a woman . Not surprising, considering he has two fathers.
5
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-05-07 16:55
>>4
I'm adopted, I was never breast fed
JERK !
6
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-07 20:46
7
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-07 20:47
>>5
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Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-07 20:48
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9
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-08 2:19
>>5
Bump.
At what age were you adopted?
10
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-08 4:12
________ __ __ _______ __ __
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| ------' | | | | | ____| | | / /
| |___ | | | | | | | |/ /
| ___| | | | | | | | /
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|__| \________/ \______| |__| \__\
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11
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-05-08 6:07
>>6
There is not much else on the subject I think I could tell you?
12
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-08 6:28
>>11
What happened is you were born, then your parents said "Fuckin Brian" and fucked off for good
13
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-05-08 13:39
>>9
As soon as I was born, like a week after or something?
>>12
Jokeing about stuff like this is not funny
!
14
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-08 13:42
15
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-08 13:44
>>13
See? I was right. the minute you showed up they did a quick exit stage left
16
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-08 13:46
my dream tits have a dial to change the size and an on off switch for lactate
17
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-08 13:49
>>16
That's an awesome idea, let's round up some vernture capital
18
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-08 13:49
>>16
That's an awesome idea, let's round up some venture capital
19
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-09 4:22
My dream tits have very solid nipples. Sometimes they occasionally turn into dicknipples (I mean, actual dicks in place of just nipples).
20
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-09 4:28
I dream of a pear. A pear of tits.
21
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-09 5:04
When I was younger if I had dreamt of tits, it was tits that were sorta big. The girl would look like something out of a cheesy 80's porn (That's the kind of porn my dad had at the time). And I would just dream about touching and fondling them. Then I'd wake up with a boner and I'd have to rub one out. I never had the so-called ``wet dream'' and I never actually came in my underwear.
Going off-topic for a bit, there was one time I almost came while asleep. I was dreaming I was lying down on my bed talking on the phone with someone -- looking down, my dick was in the shape of a hammer and I felt the sensations of an orgasm coming along, and I woke up and only had a boner for like a minute then went away. I found that to be rather strange.
22
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-09 6:11
Friend of mine in high school had a brother who was young during the 80s and the heyday of the show CHiPs (a TV drama about California Highway Patrol officers for those of you who aren't cultured.) One day he went up to a black CHP officer and asked "Hey mister...are you a chocolate chip?"
23
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-05-09 8:16
>>19
Do they shit? (the dick nipples that is)
24
Name:
pork soda
2009-05-09 8:42
I dreamt I had sex with a friend's grandfather. His anus was just a nice fuck-hole instead of a real anus. Almost like a belly button, but deeper (it was too dark to see the end of the hole). I put my dick in and I came immediately in my dream and IRL.
25
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-05-09 8:44
>>24
Wow, wow, wow hold on there a second this thread is about tits, not your sick fantasy's pork soda!
26
Name:
pork soda
2009-05-09 8:45
>>25
Well I don't remember if he had tits.
27
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-05-09 8:46
>>26
Men don't have real tits!
28
Name:
pork soda
2009-05-09 8:57
>>27
You obviously watch different films than I do!
29
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-09 9:43
>>27
Does an anus have tits?
30
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-05-09 10:00
31
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-09 10:08
>>30
cause i herd you was a anus
32
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-05-09 10:30
>>31
Well you were misinformed!
33
Name:
Anusymous
2009-05-09 10:34
34
Name:
!MILKRIBS4k
2009-05-09 10:37
>>33
You are a dick, sorry to tell you!
35
Name:
Anusymous
2009-05-09 10:41