Dream tits

Whenever I have a dream involving tits, the women never have any nipples.  They just have big nippleless sacks of fat.
What the hell?

I dreamt I had sex with a friend's grandfather. His anus was just a nice fuck-hole instead of a real anus. Almost like a belly button, but deeper (it was too dark to see the end of the hole). I put my dick in and I came immediately in my dream and IRL.