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So /b/ and /r9fail/ are down...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 8:37

Does that mean that /lounge is now where it's at? The MOST POPPING BOARD ON $CHAN?!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 8:50

is /b/ down? i can't access it dammit!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 9:12

>>2
It's back up!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 9:16

>>3
yayay!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 9:18

>>1
whoa does $CHAN wordfilter to $CHAN?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 9:18

>>5
wtf? $CHAN...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 9:21

>>1
>>5
>>6
It's called a shift key retard

Name: testing... 2009-05-06 9:22

$CHAN

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 9:23

>>8
Since when are there wordfilters on /lounge/?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-06 9:50

4CHAN

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-06 14:00

Everyone itt back to /b/, plz

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 14:24

So /b/ and /r9fail/ are down

That's awesome! I hope it stays like that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 18:12

>>10
How did you do that?? $CHAN

Name: RedCream 2009-05-06 19:49

What would happen if I typed in this?:

/4chan/

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-06 19:50

>>14
Noting? wwwwwwwwwww

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-06 19:53

>>15
lol !MILKRIBS4k used sage in his post; which means seeks all gay experiences, right RedCream?

Name: RedCream 2009-05-06 19:55

>>16
Gadzooks!  You're right.

Milkribs, DON'T SAGE.  It ONLY means that you Seek All Gay Experiences.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 11:00

so where are the /b/ refugees???
are we hanging out here is the gay lounge??

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 18:09

i can already imagine the future posts when things are restored...


where were you the day /b/ went down?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 18:26

I HEAR YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ OVER HERE IN LOUNGE

Name: monty666 2009-05-07 18:28

>>16
what a deepthroating moron

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 18:53

fat nigger

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 18:53

>>21
Hi MILKRIBS!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-07 18:59

>>23
That is not me moron, just some simple troll!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 19:00

>>24
Hi MILKRIBS!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 19:00

>>24
LOL, what a homo.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-07 19:02

>>25
Hello?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 19:06

>>27
Hello. Hey I've got a bone to pick with you, you never provided a link to download drydock like you said in http://dis.4chan.org/read/img/1240687318/2 so post a working download link and then come right back to /lounge/, please.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-07 19:08

>>28
Wow, bro! I forgot all about that! I can upload it tomorrow at school!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-07 19:09

>>29
Actually I will upload it right now! It may take a little while though!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-07 19:21

>>28
http://www.wikiupload.com/download_page.php?id=122643
MILKRIBS4k the provider!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 19:57

What is drydock?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-07 20:01

>>32
Imageboard software based off thorn!

Name: Anonmyous 2009-05-07 20:16

lol a gaybe liek me had 3 try it out...

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Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-07 20:19

>>34
It's 4chan you gaybe!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-07 20:20

>>35
Ah, who am I kidding!? I'm a gaybe too! :3

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 22:52

>>36
The only reason I don't splatter my brains across the wall is the hope that one day that I might go up to Canada and torture you to death and ending yours.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 22:57

>>37
Please do that, and before you leave this cruel world, please post pictures and/or video, thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 23:13

>>37
Does the clone live in canada too?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 0:47

this shit is gay bro...I miss /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 0:49

>>40
You are starting to become healthy from /b/ withdrawal. Accept it, embrace it, deal with it. Why would you miss such an utterly shitty board in the first place?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 4:35

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 6:22

Fuck this.
<3MissMassMurderess13

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-09 8:14

STOP BUMPING THIS SHIT!!!, also back to /b/, plz

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 9:51

>>44
Shutup anus

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-09 10:01

>>45
Who are you talking to? I am no anus!

Name: Anusymous 2009-05-09 10:19

>>46
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 13:49

I haven't seriously visited /b/ for maybe 2 year. Did I miss something?

Name: Ausfag 2009-05-11 10:10

OMG i thought Senator Conroy was blocking my /b/. PHEW.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 10:36

DOLLA CHAN BE DA SHIT MAYNE!

HOLA!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 10:38

>>48
Yes. But nothing good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 11:44

You know in the old /b/ (pre 2005) this shit would have never happened because oldfags like me are way too smart to get viruses. Newfags on the other hand….

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 11:57

>>52
I've only been here for about 6 months, but I'm not a total retard so those things never got me. As if you would click on a link like that? Also, lol linux

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 23:57

As Windows has over 90% of the marketshare, there's obviously going to be a massive amount of stupid people who aren't smart enough to run Common Sense 2009.
And seeing as /b/ and /r9k/ users are responsible for this, it's pretty damn obvious that they're retarded.

/b/ has finally, literally killed itself. I mean, I'm pretty happy that the retards who keep trying to access /b/ all day while shit dribbles down there cheeks are the ones responsible for it staying down.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 3:11

>>54
Ah, delicious irony.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 10:51

If moot just got off his ass and made 4chan a registration site ppl couldn't dos the site because you'd have to login first. And no more stupid anons trolling because we'd all have names and you can't hide anymore.

Do it moot already plz. I want /b/ back!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 10:59

>>56
If moot just got off his ass and made 4chan a registration site ppl couldn't dos the site because you'd have to login first.

What? They still could DDoS the site, whether it carries registration or not is completely irreverent. Also, moot is never going to make 4chan a "registration site", doing so would kill the idea of the site being an imageboard and its whole history of being an English branch off of Futaba.

I believe moot has said in the past that he would first let the site die before that ever happened. I'm sure it wasn't in those exact words but I believe that is his intention.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 11:02

>>56
You don't understand how TCP/IP works. Also, /b/ sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 11:05

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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 11:08

>>56
This post reeks of 14 year-old.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 11:52

>>57-60
Fucking faggots.

Plain old brute DDoS is, indeed, possible without registration. However, the .js virii couldn't perpetuate themselves on the boards because registration would block that. Do you retards get it? The virii work because they post their own code on high volume boards such as /b/, newfags run them and continue the cycle.

Okay, the virus could use a special haxor account made for that purpose and moot could as well disable that account. The virus could use a repository of compromised accounts, yet again they could be banned. They could try registering hoax accounts, CAPTCHAs would catch them. etc.

You guise should lurk moar on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 11:56

>>61
Well, that is a valid point. But;
Unless you had to pay to sign up there would be no limit to the accounts created for that purpose. Also, captchas can be defeated or so I hear

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 12:01

>>61
Get out. Implementing registration would absolutely kill the whole point of 4chan. Perhaps the .js virus would be better contained under a registration system, but fuck that. That would make 4chan even more like Something Awful (as if it wasn't enough already). CATPCHAs are Terrible! as well and can be bypassed.

/prog/ has already discussed this when GIRUGAMESH spam was going on in /a/ and would find everything you suggested pointless.

Besides, I know of plenty imageboards that are run properly when 4chan is failing hard and mostl ikely using better software to boot.

Also, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 12:01

>>62
Your right about captchas and captcha decoders, it's an arms race. The Interbutts are doomed ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 12:05

>>61
No, you don't get it. /b/ is full of idiots, that's how the .js virus spreads. There is no technology to protect a site from stupid people.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 14:21

what the fuck does CATPCHAS stand for

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 14:27

>>66
It is a contrived acronym for "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAPTCHA

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 14:29

Jesus Christ, that's retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 14:33

Retarded? Eh, probably not. Unscientific and ultimately destructive, yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 14:42

making 4chan require you to register for some time would help getting /b/ up in no time and when the bot requests are down again turn the registering shit off again

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 14:44

CAPTCHA would work too krautchan has this!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 14:45

It is retarded to use a 7-letter abbreviation to describe something more specific than the multiple-word phrase generally describes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 14:50

>>70
No. Get it through that thick skull of yours, 4chan is not going to become a registration required site! End of story!

>>71
So does iichan! There's been imageboards that have CAPTCHAs implemented that had been exploited and spammer were still able to carry on. It's pointless.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 14:57

>>73
so what king of magic would you suggest to stop the exploiting shit?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 15:02

>>74
There's nothing that can really be done. Perhaps the moderation tools could be optimized, and moot promote a few janitors to moderators, but other than that, there's really nothing that can be done. 4chan is pretty much being the best 4chan it can be right now.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-12 16:00

Is there any imageboard software with a registration system built in?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 16:31

>>76
Somebody on /b/ got banned for suggesting that in a thread where moot was posting awhile ago

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-12 17:13

>>77
I don't mean for 4chan, I mean a script like wakaba but with a registration system! Does such a thing exist?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 17:22

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=22962179&page=3#22976753

Here's what mods think of namefaggotry milkribs

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 17:37

>>78
Y'know, you don't need to post as Milkribs.  If you posted as anon, we'd still be able to tell it was you (italic exclamation marks!)
It's called: authorial voice.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-12 17:38

>>79
It's a well known fact mods = fags!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 18:21

>>81
It's a well known fact !MILKRIBS4k=anus!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-12 18:28

>>82
It's a well known fact Anonymous needs to back to /b/, plz

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 18:49

>>83
It's still dead, once it's fixed I would happily trade any of /b/'s faggotree for your lame ass posts. Seriously, you might be the most pathetic interweb personality I have evar run across. I actually feel sorry for anyone that knows you IRL and has to hear your voice, or put up with your sense of humor. I am sure they want to kill themselves everytime they hear that voice. Yes I have seen the jewtube vid, yes I wanted to shoot myself.

tl;dr, I hope you catch the AIDS, and you are the poster boy for abortion in the 84th trimester

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-12 19:00

>>84
Wow, what do we have here an "edgy" internet comedian? I think so!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 19:27

so what exactly is this trojan doing to /b/? is it constantly refreshing the page? dosnt look like its spamming the board with posts. or the do posts all the time and they are filtered?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 19:29

>>85
No I'm serious, not trying to be funny. I really don't like you.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-12 19:33

>>87
Then you are just a dick!
>>86
How would we know? back to /b/, plz

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 19:40

>>88
we can't go back to /b/ till it's back up you retard.

>>84
nicely put

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-12 19:49

>>89
Why are you even on /lounge/, you are not welcomed here!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 19:57

>>90
Yes I am, all the /b/rother without a home are.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-12 20:02

"/b/rothers" should go kill theme selfs they are worthless trolls!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 20:18

>>92
But you keep feeding them...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 20:49

>>90
The same could be said about you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-12 21:07

>>90
I'd sooner any /b/rother be here than you.
At least they had some slight nous in finding this place.
You're just an anus
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