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It's my birthday today!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-25 7:29

One year older, one year closer to death! :( But now that i'm 18 I can do man things!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 7:37

>>1
poofter

Name: pork soda 2009-04-25 7:41

wow dude what a coincidence, my birthday is june 26th
odd, huh?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-25 7:44

>>3
Really, or are you just one of the bots?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 7:48

>>4
anorexic yak

Name: pork soda 2009-04-25 7:48

>>4
yeah

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 8:27

Happy Birthday dude

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-25 8:38

>>7
Thank you, you are the first person to say that today besides my mommy and daddy!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 8:44

>>8
butt baron

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 8:58

Can you drink at 18 in canada milkribs? You can here in England. If so, go out and go to a bar. Doesn't matter if you are alone or not. Go out and sit in the sun with a beer, a cigarette too if you smoke. Sit and drink and stare at the clouds for a while

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-25 10:20

>>10
Alberta is 18
Saskatchewan is 19
Manitoba is 18
Ontario is 19
Quebec is 18
New Brunswick is 19
Nova Scotia is 19
Prince Edward Island is 19
Newfoundland and Labrador is 19
Nunavut is 19
Northwest Territories is 19
Yukon is 19

I live in NB :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 10:22

Happy birthday, son! Now bend over. It's time for your initiation!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 10:23

>>11
poofter

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 10:33

Fuck it, get your mom to buy you some beer, it's your birthday

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-25 11:12

>>14
I don't think mother would do that! I would be sort of scared to ask...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 11:20

>>15
anorexic yak

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 11:44

>>15
Shit negro, here in england my folks were buying me a few bottles for the weekend when I was like 14. Sucks to be you.
Go outside and hit up ten liqour stores. One will say yes

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-25 11:49

>>17
I start to have panic attacks when I go outside by myself. :/

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 11:51

>>18
poofter

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 11:58

>>18
Well go to the nearest shop at least, can't be far. After that go a little further next time

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-25 13:53

>>20
I live in the country side, no shop for miles! Or high speed internet! :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 13:59

>>21
sausage box

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 14:20

What's a "man thing"?

Name: pork soda 2009-04-25 14:22

man things:
drinking
trucking
fucking
sucking

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 14:27

What does age have to do with those things?  The law?  Do you believe it's the law that makes a man?

Name: pork soda 2009-04-25 14:31

>>25
you are a man if you do the man things!

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 14:35

So you believe that if you do those 4 things you will be a man.  You would proudly exclaim "I'm a man, 'cause I drink, fuck, suck, and truck!".

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 14:38

What about woman things?

Name: pork soda 2009-04-25 14:39

>>27
With some poetice liberty, yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 14:39

>>28
Should they be different?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-25 14:44

>>30
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 14:46

>>29
If the "poetic liberty" is grievous irony, then I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 14:47

>>31
How?  What's a woman thing?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 14:47

>>31
facepalm.txt

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-25 14:58

>>33
Sucking cock?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 15:09

>>35
facepalm.txt

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-25 15:55

That died quickly.  Here are a couple of hints for your birthday.

A man knows that if his words are no better than silence, he should be silent.

A man is identified and classified by his values, and more importantly, his integrity.

A man has three aspects and strives to develop each to the best of his abilities.  The physical, or Warrior aspect; the intellectual, or Scholarly aspect; and the spiritual, the domain of the Priests.  The last does not require belief in a God, rather an understanding of how he deals with the unknown, and the complexity of all there is.

A man does not beat drums before he hunts for tigers.

There's more, but I've gotta go now.  Here's a special one for you.

A man understands that humor is relative to his audience, rather than relying solely on his own amusement.  The latter is simple masturbation.

Don't be a jerk off.

Name: pork soda 2009-04-25 16:08

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 16:05

>>38
boy who misrepresents old feminist theory he doesn't understand

boys can't get sex with women, so boy gets angry

angry boy, grow up.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-04-26 16:12

>>39
What's that called, what you just did there?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 16:31

A man knows to wine and dine his lady first, and then take her home and fuck her

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 16:36

A man takes a shit in the woods, cause he doesn't give a fuck

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 16:37

?  What do you think I did there?
Get trolled?
Attack a freak?
Troll?
Or are you referring to the style of the commentary?  If so, then I don't really know.  It's a common thing, but in this case a mix of narrative styles.
Ultimately it doesn't matter.  The words stand.  I know what they mean to me, and you know what they mean to you.  And everybody here knows that the only thing that matters to !milkribs4k, is !milkribs4k.

Name: pork soda 2009-04-26 16:51

>>39
Looks like we have a gen-u-wine interwebs psychologist on /lounge/! Fascinating...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 17:02

>>44
http://dis.4chan.org/read/music/1148271945/13 Looks like we have a "gen-u-wine" interwebs troll on World4ch! Fascinating...

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-26 17:28

>>44
Nope, just a real live man.  And a poster who doesn't need to resort to samefaggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-18 23:57

So milkribs, have you gotten that beer yet?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-19 1:24

I guess you done been called out, boy.  What'cha gonna do?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-19 5:50

>>47
No!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-19 5:53

>>49
You're an anus!

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