It's my birthday today!

One year older, one year closer to death! :( But now that i'm 18 I can do man things!

A man knows to wine and dine his lady first, and then take her home and fuck her

A man takes a shit in the woods, cause he doesn't give a fuck

?  What do you think I did there?
Get trolled?
Attack a freak?
Troll?
Or are you referring to the style of the commentary?  If so, then I don't really know.  It's a common thing, but in this case a mix of narrative styles.
Ultimately it doesn't matter.  The words stand.  I know what they mean to me, and you know what they mean to you.  And everybody here knows that the only thing that matters to !milkribs4k, is !milkribs4k.

>>39
Looks like we have a gen-u-wine interwebs psychologist on /lounge/! Fascinating...

>>44
http://dis.4chan.org/read/music/1148271945/13 Looks like we have a "gen-u-wine" interwebs troll on World4ch! Fascinating...

>>44
Nope, just a real live man.  And a poster who doesn't need to resort to samefaggotry.

So milkribs, have you gotten that beer yet?

I guess you done been called out, boy.  What'cha gonna do?

>>47
No!

>>49
You're an anus!