My favorite Bible story

23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”
24 So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

>>39
Obviously Milkribs is a servant of the Demiurge and is determined to prevent us mortals from attaining gnosis

>>41
I don't even know Demiurge!

>>42
You're not supposed to know him.  But you still serve him.  It is your destiny!

>>43
I highly doubt that!

>>44
T^ha_{t j}us_t sho_ws h_ow ⁱg_noraⁿ_t ^you _are^.

That just shows how ignorant you are.

>>46
And ignorance is the opposite of knowledge, which in Greek is gnosis.  Milkribs wants us to remain ignorant, that is why his posts are always so stupid.

>>47
Some say my posts are "insightful"!

>>48
look up the word sarcasm
fag

>>48
NOT EVEN THE UGLIEST, FATTEST, MOST IDIOTIC SLUTTIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD WOULD EVER EVEN LOOK AT YOUR PATHETIC UGLY FAT FACE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU'RE WORTHLESS YOU'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GOD DAMN IT YOU PISS ME OFF BECAUSE YOU JUST KEEP SITTING AROUND POSTING ALL THIS IDIOTIC SHIT AND YOU NEED TO BE TOLD AGAIN AND AGAIN HOW FUCKING RETARDED YOU ARE.

>>1
Jeebus got trolled hard.

JEWS KILLED JESUS

DEATH TO ISRAEL!

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>>52
White people enslaved African American people, I guess we should enslaves whites now, am I right!

>>54
You're an anus!

>>54
DO IT FAGGOT

>>54
* Caucasians

That one where the midget climbs up the tree because he can't see Jesus, and then Jesus is like, "Get the fuck down from there!"
Even God knows that midgets make any story better

>>57
I don't use that word because it sounds like cock asain!

>>59
African American sounds like "dick swallower" to me, you fucking, clueless anus.

The one where that thief thinks he'll get away, but Jesus uses his X-ray vision to see the stolen vase, and then asks him why he did it, and thief says that he is poor. So Jesus understands and says "fine, that will be only one arm then" and severs his arm with a zweihaender blesses by his dad, then says that he will get a robo-arm in Heaven if he behaves. Yeah, that one.

That one where Jesus has to clean up all the cow shit, so he fucking redirects two rivers to wash it all out.  Then when the stable owner won't pay him, he kills him.  (　≖‿≖)

The one where Jesus chases Jewish bankers out of a church

the incest one, the one that the lolis get his father drun and proceed to raped him taking times and make him cum inside the daughters wet cunts

impregnating the two bitches in the proccess

>>64
Which?  That still doesn't narrow it down much.

The bible is filled with smuth!

>>67
You're an anus!

smuth
To quickly put out. As in sexual favors.

Interesting

>>67
Smuth... slang, not in any real dictionaries, and improperly conjugated.  Still, at least it's not one of your pathetic and inept attempts at cacography.

bi-smuth

>>71
Holy shit it's bismuth!

About Lilith, the first wife of Adam. Adam wanted to have sex, but she was like, no, I don't like anal, so Adam goes, fuck you bitch, I want anal and I will get myself a blow-up doll made from my rib that I will fuck in the anus, and so Lilith was cast to Hell and was buttfucked by demons for eternity.

True story.

>>73
I don't believe it!

>>73
If it is true would you like to show us some references from wikipedia!

>>75
You're an anus!

>>75
I'd like you to get fucked in the eye. Because, you know what? I don't have to prove anything, to anyone. I know that it is true and I find it amusing, and that's great. But I don't give a flying Philadelphia fuck whether you believe it or not. If it was someone else, I might consider convincing him, because he might just be a person worth convincing. But you? You are a fucking clueless kid that I don't give a rat's ass about. I despise the person you are right now, and you cannot be fixed until you change your attitude. You might want to start with using the fucking question mark.
Oh and Wikipedia, yeah, right, a credible source. Were it anyone else, I would edit the Wikipedia article right now and paste the bloody sentence that is the body of >>73. But you? You are not even worth it. Look up on Google something like "adam anal sex", I am sure your Mum will be proud when she sees your search history.
You are an anus, MILKRIBS, a smelly, able to do only one thing right, and needed just for that one thing, anus of society.

>>77
Wow, someone has a sole filled with hate! I am hardly a threat to you! Why do  you have to be so afraid of me! You want me to google "adam anal sex", I think I know why! Because you want to show me pictures of you (adam) GETTING FUCK IN THE ASS!

>>78
You're an anus!

>>78
Oh, I got told. A thread? Who said anything about a threat? (I will leave the rest of the post blank, because you will ignore that would be there anyway, and what you will call me will be unrelated to this anyway).