My favorite Bible story

23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”
24 So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

About Lilith, the first wife of Adam. Adam wanted to have sex, but she was like, no, I don't like anal, so Adam goes, fuck you bitch, I want anal and I will get myself a blow-up doll made from my rib that I will fuck in the anus, and so Lilith was cast to Hell and was buttfucked by demons for eternity.

True story.