why won't girls give me their cooch

I'm a human being, I deserve some cooch, it's my human right.
Maybe I should move to Thailand were the girls aren't frigid.

Try getting a job at a morgue or funeral home.  You could remove the cooches with no complaint.

>>1
beware most girls in thailand are actually boys
and most normal girls have aids and std's so stay virgin !

You deserve noting NERD

>>4
girls have aids and std's
SEX IS OVER OVER RATED!

>>1
Why have sex when you can fap to porn? I'd rather do Luna Lovegood, then Stephanie, then Little April, and so on, than just one stupid girl who's ugly enough to be desperate enough to have sex with me. ...and that's just when you don't count the risks and the complications and the compromizes and the bitching and so on. Little April never gave me a hard time. Well, not in that way at least.

>>6
Little April!  Ah, the joys of fappage to a legal lolita!  She's probably 25.

One might notice how often women put their hair into pony tails in porn.  This is an inducement to the lolita mode.

Unfortunately, the hanging roast beef labia, belly button jewelry, more tatoos than Popeye, cake-icing makeup, racoon eyeliner, and so on kills the effect.

BUMP

>>7
Dude, she's waay too old for a kid like you. You just keep on getting raped in the bathroom instead.

>>1

i went to thailand. it worked.