why won't girls give me their cooch

I'm a human being, I deserve some cooch, it's my human right.
Maybe I should move to Thailand were the girls aren't frigid.

>>1
Why have sex when you can fap to porn? I'd rather do Luna Lovegood, then Stephanie, then Little April, and so on, than just one stupid girl who's ugly enough to be desperate enough to have sex with me. ...and that's just when you don't count the risks and the complications and the compromizes and the bitching and so on. Little April never gave me a hard time. Well, not in that way at least.