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Doorgasm

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 19:54

So I'm fapping right? And just as I'm about to come there's this sound on the door like someone tried to open it and that quick scare forces the semen out of me. That's right, I just got spooked into ejaculating.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-28 20:15

Masturbation is healthy and FUN!

Name: RedCream 2009-03-28 21:06

FEARGASM

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 22:40

>>2
>>3
Hey FailCheese, you might want to stop always posting back to back with both your aliases in every thread you post in. I mean, if you want people to believe that you're not samefagged. Just a suggestion, bro.

Name: RedCream 2009-03-29 3:04

Firstly, the name's "RedCream".  Not "FailCream" or "FailCheese" or whatever fagged-up alternate that you anonyfags can dream up.

Secondly, I'm not the poaster MILKRIBS.

Thirdly, who gives a fucking arse-shit what you believe?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 4:07

what's with those fuckin' mormans

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 6:12

>>5
Obviously you if you'd use so much verbiage just to push your obvious lies.

Name: RedCream 2009-03-29 12:59

>>7
Obviously not, since it was just as backdrop for my own amusing performance.  Who cares about a floor when all you do is walk on it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 23:02

Even the cheapest one is like $10. WHERE AM I GOING TO GET $10?

Name: !HJ6nfpkGLE 2009-03-30 1:16

A job?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 1:42

Would this so called job be of the blowing or sucking sort?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-30 1:55

most of them are

Name: Bro 2009-03-31 8:16

Bro, cool story, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-31 9:29

>>13
Bro, cool overused reply, bro.

Name: RedCream 2009-03-31 11:38

SCAREGASM!

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