Doorgasm

So I'm fapping right? And just as I'm about to come there's this sound on the door like someone tried to open it and that quick scare forces the semen out of me. That's right, I just got spooked into ejaculating.

Firstly, the name's "RedCream".  Not "FailCream" or "FailCheese" or whatever fagged-up alternate that you anonyfags can dream up.

Secondly, I'm not the poaster MILKRIBS.

Thirdly, who gives a fucking arse-shit what you believe?