do you think anyone ever choked on cock

You know, do they ever put on the death certificate, *choked on cock* or maybe a 12-year-old girl from that maritime town who's name I forget (they are terrible sluts over there) is in the hospital, and her parents have to hear that she might have brain damage from choking on cock.
Surely it happens.

I don't think anyone would really mention the object a person suffocated on if it was a sensitive issue. Actually, I'm not sure they mention it ever. I think it's just "suffocation". Like, do you think Hendrix's dc said "choked on vomit?"

wow, you mean Hendrix might have really choked on cock?

*facepalm*

If you choked to death on a cock the coroner would label it "death by misadventure"

Don't ask me how I know this...

>>5
How do you know this???

>>6
Well, because...
last night... I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE BOTTLE!!!

>>7
What a coincidence, this morning I accidentally an entire houseboat.

houseboat is winlol meme! xD

houseboat is win!

Man, oh man, choking down a houseboat.  That's gotta be a sight to see.