do you think anyone ever choked on cock

You know, do they ever put on the death certificate, *choked on cock* or maybe a 12-year-old girl from that maritime town who's name I forget (they are terrible sluts over there) is in the hospital, and her parents have to hear that she might have brain damage from choking on cock.
Surely it happens.

If you choked to death on a cock the coroner would label it "death by misadventure"

Don't ask me how I know this...