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Retard Strength

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 3:54

Sometimes, you wish you had more strength.  Maybe you need to open a fucking jar.  Maybe you need to beat off an attacker.  Maybe you need to lift furniture.  You need Retard Strength.  My technique is simple:  facing your task, let your face muscles get lazy, and say, "retard strength, huuuuUH!"  Bam, the jar is open.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 4:09

The more I use it, the more it impresses me. It's all good. Really good. I love Retard Strength and would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 4:44

Unfortunately I am not a retard so I cannot make use of this suggestion.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 4:59

>>3
No, you don't understand, everyone can use it.  It's a mind/body thing.  You make your mind retarded, and your body will follow.  Kind of like how meditators reach nirvana.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-25 6:03

>>1
But only RETARDS have RETARD STRENGTH!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 6:10

>>5
Retard spotted. What do I win?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-25 6:11

>>6
Were did you spot it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 6:11

>>7
here

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-25 6:13

>>8
That's not funny, I have a very high IQ, most likely higher than yours!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 6:33

>>7
>>8
>>9
gtfo redcream.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 7:23

I can't stop myself from laughing while doing this

Name: RedCream 2009-03-25 10:40

>>10
Not me.

Anyway, it's MOAR LIEK the OP did this:

1. Said "retard post, huuuuUH!"
2. Bam, a stupid poast was generated.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 3:15

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 3:16

Retards are fucking awesome, especially downs...

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 3:28

Retard strenght, huuuuUH!
The attacker came, called me a retard for beating him off.

It works!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 20:47

I did this and am now typing while facing a cracked CRT monitor.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 3:55

OP here.  What the fuck?  http://retardstrength.com/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 4:10

>>17
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 5:30

>>15
strenght
Sounds like you would have retard strength without even trying, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 5:54

>>19
Perhaps he misspelled that on purpose for the intended effect?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 9:27

>>20
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 9:55

>>21
I'm sorry, I don't go there anymore; haven't for years now. Please stop replying to me with that link.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 21:09

>>22
Please stop replying to me with that link.
Please stop posting content that belongs on /b/ and we will. But for now:

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 21:41

No.. I am content

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-27 21:42

>>24
http://www.tinychan.org/

Name: sage 2009-12-27 21:58

:winner:

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-28 4:35

>>23
QFT

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-05 13:07

THE QUEER AGENDA

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-05 13:11

>>23
I don't see how posting "Perhaps he misspelled that on purpose for the intended effect?" in >>20 is anywhere near /b/ QUALITY. So either you're ignorant, or a troll looking to stir up trouble. I'm guess it's the latter. So IHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 2:26

>>23,27
Same person.
Don't change these.
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