help me clean my room

i need reasons why to do so ;_; plz help it smells like cat pee..i think i might be going to work smelling like that >.<

NO EXCEPTIONS

There's absolutely no reason to clean your room. Everybody loves the smell of cat pee. Maybe your boss will love your smell so much that he gives you a promotion. Anything can happen.
Here's what you do: Find a cat, collect some cat pee from it, and when at work, pour it all over you. Then go and make out with your boss. I mean really try to get inside his clothes and try to bone him. He'll love it, and before you know it, you'll be the head of the company. It's the secret to success. It worked for me. Good luck.

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>>3
This fact is easily demonstrated:
"In the [Pokemon] anime, Caterpie as the first Pokémon Ash ever caught in his trainer career, as well as the first to evolve, and it eventually evolved into a Butterfree and was later traded for a Raticate on the S.S. Saint Anne but is traded back later in the episode. Ash releases it later so it could mate with a pink Butterfree."
Caterpie leads to Butterfree, trades in for Raticate.
"Cat pee" leads to "butt free", trades in for "bat cape".

>>3-5
see
>>2

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