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help me clean my room

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 21:07

i need reasons why to do so ;_; plz help it smells like cat pee..i think i might be going to work smelling like that >.<

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 21:17

There's absolutely no reason to clean your room. Everybody loves the smell of cat pee. Maybe your boss will love your smell so much that he gives you a promotion. Anything can happen.
Here's what you do: Find a cat, collect some cat pee from it, and when at work, pour it all over you. Then go and make out with your boss. I mean really try to get inside his clothes and try to bone him. He'll love it, and before you know it, you'll be the head of the company. It's the secret to success. It worked for me. Good luck.

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