My sister is about to lose her virginity

SHe just came home with her boyfriend and they are gonna fuck should I tape it?

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT:  INITIATE COCKBLOCK

I'll be right over *sound of feet running out the door*

so, can i get a copy of that tape? i assume that you successfully taped the entire rape sce- i mean...

Bam ba lam

How come YOU ain't her boyfriend? How come she has to go out and FIND herself a boyfriend to fuck? You ugly?

I fucked a girl right before her younger sister today. Am I going to hell?

1 go to sisterrapevids dot com
2 download a vid
3 compare it to your vid
4 ?????
5 proffit

While they are fucking walk in on them with pizza box and a pizza boy outfit and say anybody order a pizza? Then you're sister will say something along the lines of "Man my cooch getting pounded sure makes me hungry. Sure I'll have a slice".

But beforehand you have to cut a hole through the bottom of the pizza box and just have your cock sticking out. Then say something real smooth like "Sure help yourself" or "suck my cock sis". Then wink at your dad to cue the porno music and have him videotape it.

>>8
No no no.  What you should do is dress up as Ronald McDonald (or maybe Grimace) and cut a hole into the bottom of a Happy Meal box.  Then when she opens it, say "Oops!  Guess there's only one fry left, *wink* *wink*".  Bitches love Happy Meals.

noo covre your weewee with hersheys chcolate

>>10
No, finish fourth grade.

>>11 IMO, just go back *wink* *wink*