My sister is about to lose her virginity

SHe just came home with her boyfriend and they are gonna fuck should I tape it?

While they are fucking walk in on them with pizza box and a pizza boy outfit and say anybody order a pizza? Then you're sister will say something along the lines of "Man my cooch getting pounded sure makes me hungry. Sure I'll have a slice".

But beforehand you have to cut a hole through the bottom of the pizza box and just have your cock sticking out. Then say something real smooth like "Sure help yourself" or "suck my cock sis". Then wink at your dad to cue the porno music and have him videotape it.