/lounge/ - College dorms aren't like the movies

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-03 21:18

how do i get random hot chix to sleep w/ me. im pretty average, not fat or ugly or anything.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-03 21:24

you should ask this in /r9k/

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-03 21:52

thx from OP

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-03 21:53

OP: Thanks i shall do that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-03 23:35

I'll tell you else what isn't like the movies. I saw Clint Eastwood as a retired officer who meets the 30-40 year old sister of a murdered woman and helps solve the case, and fucks her on his houseboat the next day after meeting her. When the hell does that ever happen?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 19:03

>>5
On houseboats. Duh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 22:44

>>6
THE QUESTION ASKED "WHEN", DUMBASS. SINCE WHEN THE FUCK ARE HOUSEBOATS CONSIDERED A MEASUREMENT OF TIME?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-09 6:04

Do you ever wonder about the future? What will it be like say, in 1000 houseboats from now?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-09 6:16

>>7
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNNESS

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 23:15

I tell you, houseboat'o'clock is the worst time to browse /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 23:39

>>10
I'LL HOUSEBOAT YOUR CLOCK IF YOU DON'T START MAKING SENSE, MOTHERFUCKER!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-10 23:48

EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME IM ON A MOTHERFUCKIN HOUSEBOAT!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 19:47

in 5 houseboats I will infuriate my peers. Classic English lesson.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 20:41

Did you mean: "in 5 houseboats I will infuriate my piers."

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 21:54

set fire to the carpet and save everyones lives
you will get instant pussy

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 15:41

>>15
What in the the name of houseboat does that even mean?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-15 16:40

>>16
It would make you look like a badass so you get all the ladys! ;)

Name: sage 2009-03-15 17:51

>>17
SU, RedFag!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:53

Sup guys, Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:53

I need to tell you somethin', Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:56

Praise Allah. No seriously, Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:57

I need to tell you somethin', Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:59

Praise Allah. No seriously, Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 5:00

Listen up, Marijuana MUST be legalized.

You're all going to protest now.
I don't care who you are, but you're fucking protesting
for the legalization of Marijuana.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 5:19

Houseboats MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 5:25

>>25
OMG new meme status pls!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 5:26

gloves ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 5:27

Houseboats

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 9:12

My room is filled with bottles of shit and piss

College dorms aren't like the movies

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 9:12