College dorms aren't like the movies

how do i get random hot chix to sleep w/ me. im pretty average, not fat or ugly or anything.

I'll tell you else what isn't like the movies.  I saw Clint Eastwood as a retired officer who meets the 30-40 year old sister of a murdered woman and helps solve the case, and fucks her on his houseboat the next day after meeting her.  When the hell does that ever happen?