Last week I was at a bar for my brothers girlfriends birthday and ate a piece of cake with a clean (at least it appeared to be unused) fork. My brother then comes over to me and says I shouldn't eat from that cake because these two gay guys there were eating from it and they supposedly might have had herpes (at least that's what he insinuated).
Now for the past few days I've had a slight burning sensation on a spot in my mouth and I'm worried I got herpes. I have been biting the dead skin from my lips recently so it may be that but I'm really worried that I might have gotten the disease. The red spot just slightly burns with no itching and has been irritating me for a few days now. My lips are generally slightly red but this spot is a little bit darker.
I call someone else "butthurt", when I display characteristics and idiosyncrasies of a said individual in my written reply. Also, I'm no more a hypocrite than the other anon by saying "Troll'd" in >>4 which in of itself is also imported garbage from /b/. I'm also at this point sounding pretty querulous and am probably going to need a few tissues to get over myself.
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Anonymous2009-02-02 13:33
Jeepers, there is no need for such rudeness towards each other here.
words, words, words... pseudointellectual drivel... grammatical errors... lern2inandofitself faggot. Oh and replying in this manner only proves that you have been trolled as well as my blatant superiority.
I couldn't think of an intelligent enough rebuttal so I just throw overused words I find on the Internet, criticize grammar and somehow I'm "superior" in my argument. Also as this thread grows, I slowly forget how to properly use the "Fixed" insult. I use "trolled" as an desperate plea to try and win this argument, while I am being "trolled" myself.
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Anonymous2009-02-02 14:14
Somebody sure likes the word "blatant".
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Anonymous2009-02-02 14:24
>>14 I just proved OP's original point, that this is text/b/. He really is superior to me though he admittedly did forget how to use "Fixed". However, by trolling him I really have been trolled.
Yes, I make unfounded claims of the other anon being trolled, while I come out the winner. This is, of course, wishful thinking and logical fallacy. In reality, we're both trolls trolling each other. I also cannot distinguish between /b/ and /lounge/ since I don't look at the address bar on my browser window, and/or have no idea what I click on when I'm on the frontpage or browsing through the frames on 4chan. I am also the samefag who made post >>19 because I am not good with computers. Must be the herpes affecting my brain that I have from my story I posted in >>1