Da herpz

Sup text/b/

Last week I was at a bar for my brothers girlfriends birthday and ate a piece of cake with a clean (at least it appeared to be unused) fork. My brother then comes over to me and says I shouldn't eat from that cake because these two gay guys there were eating from it and they supposedly might have had herpes (at least that's what he insinuated).

Now for the past few days I've had a slight burning sensation on a spot in my mouth and I'm worried I got herpes. I have been biting the dead skin from my lips recently so it may be that but I'm really worried that I might have gotten the disease. The red spot just slightly burns with no itching and has been irritating me for a few days now. My lips are generally slightly red but this spot is a little bit darker.

So what does text/b/ think, does i have da herps?

>>9

I call someone else "butthurt", when I display characteristics and idiosyncrasies of a said individual in my written reply. Also, I'm no more a hypocrite than the other anon by saying "Troll'd" in >>4 which in of itself is also imported garbage from /b/. I'm also at this point sounding pretty querulous and am probably going to need a few tissues to get over myself.

Fixed.