Coca-Cola Spokesmenship Tournament

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I am introducing to you a brand new title. The World Wrestling Entertainment has officially aligned itself with Coca-Cola. To strength our bond with our partnership. I am proud to announce to you the Coca-Cola Spokesmenship.

However tonight shall be the start of the Coca-Cola Spokemenship Tournament. The competitors shall consist of John Morrison, The Miz, DJ Gabriel, Ricky Ortiz, Jack Swagger, Finlay, the ECW Original Tommy Dreamer and the in ring return of Evan "Air" Bourne.

you gay?

>>2
More "HURR DURR WRESTLING'S GAY" shit?

>>3
you do know that the initiation involves cocks and asshole, right?

>>4
Wait what? There never was cocks and assholes. Try that shit on /wooo/ and see what happens dickhead.

P.S. My girl fucks me in the ass all of the time and I enjoy it buddy.

>>5
girls don't have cocks

maybe the initiation is just for the Canadian division

>>6
No really? Girls don't have cocks?

Seriously, have you ever heard of pegging, fruitcake?

>>7
Same experience I hear as you would get from a guy.

Which means anal could be done by a guy (if you're gay) or a girl (with a strap-on).

Both sides win.

>>7
yeah, it's when you put pegs in the ground for your tent.  what the fuck do you mean, guy-who-thinks-girls-have-cocks?

>>9
You just proved you were a fucking retarded. That is not what it is to peg somebody dumbfuck. It's where the girl wears something that could go up the butt. Ask /co/ or /b/ about pegging and they will be happy to tell you.

It's called a strap-on, ever heard of one idiot? Girls wear it and they have the ability to peg you.

tl:dr, girls could fuck you too.

if girls dont have cocks then how do they piss? fuckin dumbasses

>>11
Girls sit down when they piss. This place is so filled with misogyny it's fucking ridiculous.

>>12
yeah right, how do you know, are you a girl?

>>10
in my country, that's called "getting fucked in the ass by a strap-on dildo".  calling it by a cutesy nickname is retarded.  FUCKED IN THE ASS, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE

>>14
That is the official name for it when a girl fucks a guy in the ass though you dumb idiot.
>>13
I have a girlfriend dude. I said that a couple of post back. Eat a dick.

>>15
"official name for it", LOL.  Just admit that you are a fag and also given to using bullshit colloquialisms to hide your greasy homosexuality.

>>2
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNNESS