Coca-Cola Spokesmenship Tournament

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I am introducing to you a brand new title. The World Wrestling Entertainment has officially aligned itself with Coca-Cola. To strength our bond with our partnership. I am proud to announce to you the Coca-Cola Spokesmenship.

However tonight shall be the start of the Coca-Cola Spokemenship Tournament. The competitors shall consist of John Morrison, The Miz, DJ Gabriel, Ricky Ortiz, Jack Swagger, Finlay, the ECW Original Tommy Dreamer and the in ring return of Evan "Air" Bourne.

>>9
You just proved you were a fucking retarded. That is not what it is to peg somebody dumbfuck. It's where the girl wears something that could go up the butt. Ask /co/ or /b/ about pegging and they will be happy to tell you.

It's called a strap-on, ever heard of one idiot? Girls wear it and they have the ability to peg you.

tl:dr, girls could fuck you too.