this morning it hurt a little bit when i took a shit and there was blood on tp
after a few coffees and smokes i needed to shit again but this time it REALLY hurt, although there was no blood
an hour later it still hurts
i never thought this would happen to me
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Anonymous2008-12-26 5:29
well you knew the risks
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Anonymous2008-12-26 6:43
yeah i knew i shouldn't have eaten that much cheese
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Anonymous2008-12-26 8:00
Shit a ball bat sized RedCream and your RedCream will stretch to inhuman proportions...
>>1
eat fiber also go to the proctologists for and anal check lol
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Anonymous2008-12-27 2:26
Once I took a poop and shit came out.
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Anonymous2008-12-27 7:08
update: this morning it hurt alot again, no blood
i am afraid to eat, i think ill just go on an apple diet for the next few days until the wound is healed
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Anonymous2008-12-27 7:55
update 2
i caved in and ate some bread with camembert cheese
stupid sexy cheese
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Anonymous2008-12-27 16:41
>>1 >>10 >>11
go to the proctologists for and anal check
SERIOUSLY IF YOU DONT THREAT THAT PROPERLY YOU COULD HAVE CANCER OR PASS TO THE KNIFE TABLE
GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR DAMMIT!
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Anonymous2008-12-27 18:43
The JEHU on
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Anonymous2008-12-27 19:10
hemmaroids
i bleed a lot when i wipe and can see part of a vein
no pain yet though
Suppose two universes were super-imposed upon eachother. Would two atoms occupying the same space create a chain effect much like the instant freakout when we touch dicks?
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Anonymous2008-12-28 0:26
i have the same problem as op, but i'm quite sure it's because i wipe my ass so hard.
day three: my first shit was hard and painful
my second one hurt a bit at the beginning, but the stool was much softer (thanks to my apple diet?)
cant wait to see what tomorrow brings
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Anonymous2008-12-28 19:41
>>20
GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR ALREADY , IM WORRIED ABOUT YOU DAMMIT!
>.>
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Anonymous2008-12-30 23:18
so how has your shit today?
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Anonymous2008-12-31 7:04
not good, i have problems getting it out the last few days
which is bad because it's the first few inches of the bowel movement that hurts the most
so i sat there in terrible agony with a solid turd that didn't want to come out more than an inch or two for like 5 minutes
it still hurts, 5 hours later, and I have to go again
shitsux
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Anonymous2008-12-31 7:04
not good, i have problems getting it out the last few days
which is bad because it's the first few inches of the bowel movement that hurts the most
so i sat there in terrible agony with a solid turd that didn't want to come out more than an inch or two for like 5 minutes
it still hurts, 5 hours later, and I have to go again
shitsux
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Anonymous2008-12-31 7:05
not good, i have problems getting it out the last few days
which is bad because it's the first few inches of the bowel movement that hurts the most
so i sat there in terrible agony with a solid turd that didn't want to come out more than an inch or two for like 5 minutes
it still hurts, 5 hours later, and I have to go again
shitsux
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Anonymous2008-12-31 7:24
not good, i have problems getting it out the last few days
which is bad because it's the first few inches of the bowel movement that hurts the most
so i sat there in terrible agony with a solid turd that didn't want to come out more than an inch or two for like 5 minutes
it still hurts, 5 hours later, and I have to go again
shitsux
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Anonymous2008-12-31 8:13
not good, i have problems getting it out the last few days
which is bad because it's the first few inches of the bowel movement that hurts the most
so i sat there in terrible agony with a solid turd that didn't want to come out more than an inch or two for like 5 minutes
it still hurts, 5 hours later, and I have to go again
shitsux