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i am butthurt

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 5:13

this morning it hurt a little bit when i took a shit and there was blood on tp
after a few coffees and smokes i needed to shit again but this time it REALLY hurt, although there was no blood
an hour later it still hurts
i never thought this would happen to me

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 5:29

well you knew the risks

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 6:43

yeah i knew i shouldn't have eaten that much cheese

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 8:00

Shit a ball bat sized RedCream and your RedCream will stretch to inhuman proportions...

Name: RedCream 2008-12-26 9:19

>>4
You have ZERO data on the tension characteristics of RedCream.  So, shut your cake hole!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 20:56

I blew out my RedCream once after some particularly spicy enchiladas.

Name: RedCream 2008-12-26 21:40

>>6
Did you get come measurements on that event?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 2:01

>>1
eat fiber also go to the proctologists for and anal check lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 2:26

Once I took a poop and shit came out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 7:08

update: this morning it hurt alot again, no blood
i am afraid to eat, i think ill just go on an apple diet for the next few days until the wound is healed

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 7:55

update 2
i caved in and ate some bread with camembert cheese
stupid sexy cheese

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 16:41

>>1
>>10
>>11
go to the proctologists for and anal check
SERIOUSLY IF YOU DONT THREAT THAT PROPERLY YOU COULD HAVE CANCER OR PASS TO THE KNIFE TABLE
GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR DAMMIT!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 18:43

The JEHU on

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 19:10

hemmaroids
i bleed a lot when i wipe and can see part of a vein
no pain yet though

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-27 20:18

>>12
im not gonna let a doctor poke my ass :(

Name: RedCream 2008-12-27 22:12

>>15
POKE YOUR ASS LIKE JEHU

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 0:25

Suppose two universes were super-imposed upon eachother. Would two atoms occupying the same space create a chain effect much like the instant freakout when we touch dicks?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 0:26

i have the same problem as op, but i'm quite sure it's because i wipe my ass so hard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 0:58

>>16
POKE YOUR ASS DRINK COCA COLA

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 14:44

day three: my first shit was hard and painful
my second one hurt a bit at the beginning, but the stool was much softer (thanks to my apple diet?)
cant wait to see what tomorrow brings

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-28 19:41

>>20
GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR ALREADY , IM WORRIED ABOUT YOU DAMMIT!
>.>

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-30 23:18

so how has your shit today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-31 7:04

not good, i have problems getting it out the last few days
which is bad because it's the first few inches of the bowel movement that hurts the most
so i sat there in terrible agony with a solid turd that didn't want to come out more than an inch or two for like 5 minutes
it still hurts, 5 hours later, and I have to go again
shitsux

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-31 7:04

not good, i have problems getting it out the last few days
which is bad because it's the first few inches of the bowel movement that hurts the most
so i sat there in terrible agony with a solid turd that didn't want to come out more than an inch or two for like 5 minutes
it still hurts, 5 hours later, and I have to go again
shitsux

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-31 7:05

not good, i have problems getting it out the last few days
which is bad because it's the first few inches of the bowel movement that hurts the most
so i sat there in terrible agony with a solid turd that didn't want to come out more than an inch or two for like 5 minutes
it still hurts, 5 hours later, and I have to go again
shitsux

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-31 7:24

not good, i have problems getting it out the last few days
which is bad because it's the first few inches of the bowel movement that hurts the most
so i sat there in terrible agony with a solid turd that didn't want to come out more than an inch or two for like 5 minutes
it still hurts, 5 hours later, and I have to go again
shitsux

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-31 8:13

not good, i have problems getting it out the last few days
which is bad because it's the first few inches of the bowel movement that hurts the most
so i sat there in terrible agony with a solid turd that didn't want to come out more than an inch or two for like 5 minutes
it still hurts, 5 hours later, and I have to go again
shitsux

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