WATASHI WA NIHONGO GA WAKARIMASEN

WATASHI WA NIHONGO GA WAKARIMASEN.

"I am... the incomprehensability of japanese?"
Well I'm Jacks completely lack of surprise.

CHING CHONG CHANG

>>3

Watashi = I

Wa = Declares that the rest of the sentence is about the things before wa, in this case that it's about me. It's commonly used as a type of "X is Y".

Nihongo = "Nihon" means "Japan", and "go" means "language". Together they mean "japanese".

ga = The REAL "is".

Wakarimasen = "a lack of understanding" / "without understanding"

...so the sentence is "I am japanese is lack of understanding".

Apparently the writer doesn't understand japanese, because that's really horrible grammar.

That's a real moment of zen, right there.

Actually, the real translation is : "I don't understand Japanese."

I am Japanese myself so I would know.

>>5
*check with the net.*
Wow, you're right. That's... ...a really weird language you've got going there.

WAGAHAI WA NIHONGO GA WAKARANAI DE ARU

SHINKU HADO KEN

>>7
SAREDO NIHONGO WA TANOSHUU KOTOBA DEGOZAIMASU

OFUMI WA DOU DEGOZARIMASURU KA?

CHIP CHOP NIP NONG

WE ARR ROOK SAME

>>9

OHETA DEGOZARIMASURU GA OMANABI NI HAGENDE　ORIMASURU

The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside

DRIVE LIKE JEHU