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I don't eat any vegetables

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 19:22

I just shit them out and you can see the chunks of vegetables in my shit. The body can't digest this crap well at all. Eating shit like celery even requires more calorie expenditure just to 'digest' than you actually get back from the plant material....does that make any sense to anyone? If you have a net calorie loss, that's not what digestion was designed to do.

Maybe if I had a fermenting digestive system, I could digest it just fine.

Vegans are so full of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 19:30

Bam ba lam

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 19:39

¯\(º_o)/¯ < Have you tried chewing the vegetables?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 19:48

OP, if you live in California, I suggest reading about the Slow food movement and raw food.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_foodism

http://www.slowfood.com/

I only said California because raw milk is legal and raw food/slow food is popular in that state. I would try this shit, but I live in Fail Jersey with it's ass backwards laws.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 19:50

¯\(º_o)/¯

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Name: Anonymous 2008-10-26 22:01

is slow food cooked by retards

Name: RedCream 2008-10-27 0:41

This retard probably eats the corn cob rather than the corn kernals.
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Name: Anonymous 2008-10-27 0:47

Slow food takes too long

I WANNA EAT NOW, DAMMIT!!

Name: sage 2008-10-27 1:07

sage for redcream faggotry

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-27 1:15

hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-27 9:02

>>8

And this is why Americans are overweight.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 20:07

Veganism is a fashion statement.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 21:08

just like aids

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 2:41

Vegetables are a huge scam, I have only 3€/day to eat off and if I were to buy vegetables, I'd spend 1/3 of my daily budget on 1 vegetable that provides 100 calories at most. To compare: 500gr of pasta costs .50€ and provides more than 1500 calories. This means that vegetables are 30 times more expensive than pasta. What a ripoff.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 3:09

The myth that vegetables provide health benefits over and above that of bread or cheese or rice is a particularly widespread myth, but a myth none the less. >>14 is right. The ridiculous mark-up and low cost to sustenance ratio make vegetables a luxury  fetish item at best. I haven't eaten vegetables in years and my meals are mostly rice and chicken, with cheese and mayonnaise dressing. Breakfast is egg on bread. The truth is that only predominantly white things are worth eating; humans are meant to only eat white/beige foods. I know I will be called a racist for this, but it is a purely health-related fact.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 3:24

>>15
I  totally  agree.  Vegetables  are  being  hyped  up  by  pharmaceutical  companies  that  want  to  hock  their  phony "multivitamin"  tablets.  They  pretend  that  vegetables   contain these  miraculous  "vitamins"  that  you  must  have  to stay  healthy.  But  people  notice  that  vegetables  taste  like  shit  and  are  way  too  expensive  and  that's  when  they  come  out  with  the oh  so  convenient  "multivitamins"  for  half  the   price  and  a  nice  flavor.  You can  see  it  happening  right  in  front   of  your  eyes.  It  is  quite   true  that  light  coloured  food  (the  lighter  the  better  white  is  always  best)  I myself  live  predominantly  on  rice  and  huge  amounts  of  pasta  and  potto.  I  just  participated  in  a  triathlon  last  week... What  does  that  tell  you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 3:40

dudes haven't shit in months

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