I don't eat any vegetables

I just shit them out and you can see the chunks of vegetables in my shit. The body can't digest this crap well at all. Eating shit like celery even requires more calorie expenditure just to 'digest' than you actually get back from the plant material....does that make any sense to anyone? If you have a net calorie loss, that's not what digestion was designed to do.

Maybe if I had a fermenting digestive system, I could digest it just fine.

Vegans are so full of shit.

The myth that vegetables provide health benefits over and above that of bread or cheese or rice is a particularly widespread myth, but a myth none the less. >>14 is right. The ridiculous mark-up and low cost to sustenance ratio make vegetables a luxury  fetish item at best. I haven't eaten vegetables in years and my meals are mostly rice and chicken, with cheese and mayonnaise dressing. Breakfast is egg on bread. The truth is that only predominantly white things are worth eating; humans are meant to only eat white/beige foods. I know I will be called a racist for this, but it is a purely health-related fact.