I don't eat any vegetables

I just shit them out and you can see the chunks of vegetables in my shit. The body can't digest this crap well at all. Eating shit like celery even requires more calorie expenditure just to 'digest' than you actually get back from the plant material....does that make any sense to anyone? If you have a net calorie loss, that's not what digestion was designed to do.

Maybe if I had a fermenting digestive system, I could digest it just fine.

Vegans are so full of shit.

Slow food takes too long

I WANNA EAT NOW, DAMMIT!!