My theory:
The boy was picked up by a real deviant and is suffering a fate worse than death as we speak. He is turning tricks in some dude's seedy basement for a monthly WoW subscription. If he's lucky he gets three square hot pockets a day and a nalgene bottle full of Mountain Dew gamer fuel.
Whether one is physiologically alive or dead after such a trauma may be clear, but what of the mind?!
What of the mind?
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Anonymous2008-10-26 1:03
"*Grumble* Stupid Mom! Taking away my Xbox time... I'll show her...."
"Hey there, sonny. Whatcha doing out here in the park alone?"
"I ran away from home because my mom wouldn't let me play Medal of Honor on XBOX"
"Oh! Well you should be happy to know that I have an XBOX and that uh... game you mentioned too! In my van! And you can play all you like!"
"Gee whiz, mister! Thanks!"
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Anonymous2008-10-26 23:04
I heard he was riding his bike and crying like Ben Stiller was at the end of There's Something About Mary. A van pulls up and the priest asks him what's wrong. The kid tells him and the priest says he has an xbox at his church. If he does chores there he can stay as long as he wants. Naturally he goes along for the ride.
In the end, the priest has him strapped to this device that allows all his buddies to fuck the kid in the ass while forcing the kid to play Metal of Honor constantly. It's kinda like Clockwork Orange only with less movies and more ass raping and xboxing.
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SHINI LASER2008-10-27 11:39
NOPE I AM STILL HERE ASSHOLES!!!! I AM JUST BUSYING STUDYING!!!! I GOT TO PUT MY 160 IQ TO WORK YOU KNOW!!! UNLIKE YOU WELLFARE LEECHES!!!!
I GOT A IQ OF 160!!!!!!!!! I GO TO MIT!!!!!!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!!!!!!! I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE???!!!!!!