what ever happened to SHINI LASER

My theory:
The boy was picked up by a real deviant and is suffering a fate worse than death as we speak. He is turning tricks in some dude's seedy basement for a monthly WoW subscription. If he's lucky he gets three square hot pockets a day and a nalgene bottle full of Mountain Dew gamer fuel.
Whether one is physiologically alive or dead after such a trauma may be clear, but what of the mind?!




What of the mind?

NOPE I AM STILL HERE ASSHOLES!!!! I AM JUST BUSYING STUDYING!!!! I GOT TO PUT MY 160 IQ TO WORK YOU KNOW!!! UNLIKE YOU WELLFARE LEECHES!!!!

I GOT A IQ OF 160!!!!!!!!! I GO TO MIT!!!!!!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!!!!!!! I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE???!!!!!!