exciting future in pickling
1
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-09 3:49
I am pleased to inform you that you have been accepted for apprenticeship at the London Picklery, where you will be guided under the tutelage of the world's finest pickletiers. With your proven aptitude for appreciating the soaking in brine, your entry into the Pickling Guild is assured.
2
Name:
Anonymous 2008-10-09 4:07
fail. GTFO
3
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-09 4:15
>>2
Christ, fuck off. I'll pickle your balls
4
Name:
RedCream 2008-10-09 4:17
5
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-09 5:27
>>4
you are the false RedCream, the deceiver
6
Name:
RedCream 2008-10-09 10:46
>>4
Cloan. Thou canst become a Pickleer. Thou mayest not achieve the briny heights of the skill.
>>5
Aye, indeed. Deceiver! Thou sayeth well what all good men know.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-10 0:57
RedCram is Mystical Mouse. Get him, Cactaur!!!
8
Name:
RedCream 2008-10-10 5:02
>>7
Foul lies and deceit withal! Much maligned am I! Why didst thou thus?!?!
9
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-10 8:26
>>8
are thou art thy mighty thor?
10
Name:
RedCream 2008-10-10 13:50
>>9
I say thee NAY!!!!!
Buggery is thine, as mine hammer Mjolnir will attest. Bendeth thee over so that thy fouling may commence.
11
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-11 6:09
1000 milliweiners = 1 weiner
12
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-11 9:01
1000 faggorts = 1 megafaggort
13
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-11 9:03
>>12
sorry my metrics are a bit bad today, 1000 faggorts = 1 kilifaggort
1000 kilifaggorts = 1 megafaggort etc
14
Name:
RedCream 2008-10-11 11:17
>>13
Getting your basic powers-of-ten incorrect is rated around 2.3 terafaggorts. FACT.
15
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-11 14:57
16
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-12 1:16
>>14
Ah I see we have underestimated your current faggort output, you are now up in the picafaggorts
17
Name:
RedCream 2008-10-12 3:17
>>16
picofaggorts
FIXT.
Unfortunately, we just can't FIX your depressing stupidity, which is surely up into the petamoron level by now.
18
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-12 3:31
>>17
If only we could remove your vast levels of it then there would be enough stupid for everyone!
19
Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-12 7:03
>>15
Rotate slowly for 5 hours every 48 hours?