exciting future in pickling

I am pleased to inform you that you have been accepted for apprenticeship at the London Picklery, where you will be guided under the tutelage of the world's finest pickletiers.  With your proven aptitude for appreciating the soaking in brine, your entry into the Pickling Guild is assured.

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picofaggorts
FIXT.

Unfortunately, we just can't FIX your depressing stupidity, which is surely up into the petamoron level by now.