Following the plans for extensive surveillance of all russian internet access crossing the swedish border as a means to gather necessary military intelligence, swedish prime minister Reinfeldt today revealed the next step: Declaring war on Russia.
Despite the years of cuttings in the swedish military budget, the recently elected and unpopular prime minister feels confident in taking on mother Russia. "It's nothing but crimeridden wasteland.", he said. "It is true we can't afford to maintain any large scale bombing runs, or even afford to maintain and repair more than three JAS, but you forget that we're allied with the UN, and they have weapons. I'm sure our combined foreign forces will have no problems seizing Moscow by the end of next year."
I bet the fins aren't too happy about getting caught in the crossfire. (Sweden has been relying on using Finland as a meat shield against Russia for years now. How's that for a human shield?)
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Anonymous2008-09-13 11:45
And lo, takest I the knife, and smoothest I the nuts into butter, that the bread mayest then be covered.
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Anonymous2008-09-13 12:26
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It's the other way around, Russia has been using Finland as a human shield against Sweden.