Sweden plans war on Russia

Following the plans for extensive surveillance of all russian internet access crossing the swedish border as a means to gather necessary military intelligence, swedish prime minister Reinfeldt today revealed the next step: Declaring war on Russia.
Despite the years of cuttings in the swedish military budget, the recently elected and unpopular prime minister feels confident in taking on mother Russia. "It's nothing but crimeridden wasteland.", he said. "It is true we can't afford to maintain any large scale bombing runs, or even afford to maintain and repair more than three JAS, but you forget that we're allied with the UN, and they have weapons. I'm sure our combined foreign forces will have no problems seizing Moscow by the end of next year."

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