WASHINGTON - A researcher at the University of Washington may hold the key to a long held suspicion in American culture. Professor Stephen Buck may have unlocked the reason why African American people tend to walk out into the middle of traffic with no regard for incoming cars.
Dr. Stephen Buck the chair professor of the Cognition and Perception Faculty at Washington State University has published a controversial essay on a subject that some are calling racist but many in the science community are forced to agree with his findings. The essay titled “The spacial comprehension of motor vehicles in relation to African Americans” asserts that people of African American decent are less likely to notice the hazard that motor vehicles pose to pedestrians on a genetic level.
The essay asserts that African Americans inherently have a lower gradient of “Cones” in their retina and as a result have a deficient aptitude for high special activity. A low concentration of Cones in the forvea, as found in most African Americans, could explain why, as many American motorists have observed, people of African American decent tend to walk into traffic without apparent regard to the danger that motor vehicles impose. In his essay Buck says “We’ve all seen a group of black guys walk out into the middle of the street only to have courteous white motorists have to slow down for them as they slowly pass hiking their overly baggy trousers about their waists. For decades we in the scientific community thought that this was a social symptom but we are now armed with the knowledge that people of this particular genetic makeup simply are not equipped with an M-cone count sufficient to observe an object of the six to eight square meter range moving at sufficient speed effectively.” Dr. Buck’s findings have met with as much praise as they have controversy.
Charles H. Bailey OD, of the University of California at Berkley gave his thoughts on the essay. “Dr. Buck’s findings are some of the most thought provoking discoveries in the field of optometry as of late. I mean we’ve all had a black person walk in front of our car while we were late for an appointment at least once. For years this used to anger me but now when I see a black man slowly crossing the street bereft of a crosswalk threaten to smash my windshield with a bottle of malt liquor in a paper bag I only see the miracle that is the cornucopia of nature.”
The Reverend Al Sharpton was available for comment on the subject of the essay and had a very different perspective. “This is an utter atrocity. A confabulated hypocrisy. This college educated jive turkey seems to be forgetting one fantasmagoric fact. Black people got places to go.”
Dr. Buck could not be reached for further comment to respond to these allegations.
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Anonymous2008-07-02 4:37
whats with the racism on this board?
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Anonymous2008-07-02 5:04
What indeed, what indeed. The simple fact of the matter is that there are lot of jive turkey honkies on the internet.
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Anonymous2008-07-02 22:30
Lol saw some nigger today crossing a busy street while cars had right of way. lol the cars were just honking and swerving around him, and when they honked he d just hit his chest and say like "what up mothafuckas" lol fucking niggers
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Anonymous2008-07-02 22:35
I get that with injuns. I think it might be fetal alcohol syndrome.
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Anonymous2008-07-02 22:35
Black people got places to go.
If we build more KFCs in the ghetto then we will have less jaywalking nigs
>>2
What's with the Liberal denial about what urban Blacks do in traffic? Blacks crossing the street with no regard for traffic is somewhere between criminal and psychotic. It's the sick mixture of "representing" (where he sho' Whitey he don' have no fea') and "payday" (where he WANTS to get hit so he can sue for damages).
Stick your "RAAAAAAYYYYYYCIZZZZM!" squawk right up your fuckass, Libfag.
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Anonymous2008-07-03 0:53
I still don't like you RedCram, but I definately agree with that view.
>>25
Hey, niglick! Your stupid FUCKSHIT didn't display. What are we to make of a line of "?" characters? Are we to conclude that you're extremely gay? IT SEEMS SO!
Poast proper Unicode characters or choke to death on cock.
>>27-30
Successive and complete failures beyond all chances of redemption.
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Anonymous2008-07-07 0:27
>>31
Oh DickCram, when will you realize that you are the failures?
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Anonymous2008-07-07 3:11
“We’ve all seen a group of black guys walk out into the middle of the street only to have courteous white motorists have to slow down for them as they slowly pass hiking their overly baggy trousers about their waists."
>>32
No "DickCram" here, pal. Please check your references. That might require resorting to your glasses, which you seem to have left somewhere. Somewhere smarmy.
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Anonymous2008-07-07 4:52
>>34
In this example DickCram seems to be projecting his typical bath house fantasy where he leaves his glasses at his regular bath house (which he had to remove to avoid them getting covered with semen or broken by one of the many cocks hovering around his face)
>>37
Who cares? What you're referring to doesn't even exist.
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Anonymous2008-07-07 6:26
>>38
I have total authority and could kill you at any time but I choose not to and prefer to remain anonymous. You could have admitted your name was RedCram, fuckin brian, but you chose not to. Therefore the choice has been made for you and your name forever will be DickCram. So spaketh I, and so forth shall it ever be, unto the spirit of anonymous now and forever it is written, Amen.
>>41
That's correct, I can't poast that link, since my name is RedCream. No link to that other name exists. It's good to see one of you cockpunchers can learn for once.
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Anonymous2008-07-07 22:25
>>42 It's good to see one of you cockpunchers can learn for once.
And yet /lounge/'s ultimate cockpuncher still can't read a simple post properly
Due to not being able to produce a link, your name is now officially DickCram.
>>45
Wrong reference again, cockpuncher. Check this thread and see that there's no "RedCram" here at all. Conclusion: Vision impairment. You musta caught another throbbing dickhelmet in the eye again, eh? All that whoring your mouth in the local bath house, eh? You should be more careful.
>>47
It's hardly a fantasy if a disgusting queerflake like yourself LIVES the life as said.
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Anonymous2008-07-07 23:30
>>48
Ok RedCram, there is no need to be jealous of us because you think we are living the life you so desperately want, because I assure you we are not gay and do not visit bath houses.
>>49
Poast a link that proves your assertions. There's enough evidence otherwise in what I said, to strongly support the case I made against you cockpunchers. Your collective eyesight is obviously compromised by watching urethras up close ... as is commonly done in bath houses, amongst the fucking queerset. The news reports well support all that. And you? You're just standin' there without any evidence of your assertions whatsoever. So:
KISS THE RING!
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Anonymous2008-07-07 23:39
>>50
Good point RedCram, maybe we should copy you and sit there all day just projecting your sick homoerotic fantasies on innocent users and then accusing THEM of acting out said fantasies with no proof etc. You are a very sick individual, RedCram, and I suggest you look for psychiatric help before it is too late for you and your rectum (or JEWTUBE as you call it) is stretched out of shape and is unable to fulfill it's purpose of holding shit.
This is one of several elephants in the living room of American civilization.
Say, how come we're allowed to talk about the cranial capacities of different species of ape, we're allowed to talk about the cranial capacities of different breeds of dog (and compare dogs vs. wolves which are 99.8% identical genetically) yet we're not allowed to notice, talk about, or attempt to measure the vast gulf that separates Humans from the mud races?
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Anonymous2008-07-08 21:58
"This college educated jive turkey seems to be forgetting one fantasmagoric fact. Black people got places to go.”
Niggers are fecal apes. Niggers do nothing but commit crimes, collect welfare, and destroy their surroundings. Niggers are the most useless form of life on the planet.