Im a loser...

Heres my status..
Im 23, I dont have my own car, i travel by train, I have a casual job, I cant swim, Im short 5 6, I dont have any real friends in here, I cant speak fluent english, Im chubby, I rent a place together with my siblings, I dont have much money, and again Im 23 i dont have a car.. huhuhu.. loser

I'm 28 and still haven't bothered getting a license, so don't feel too down about it.  Besides, with insurance/gas prices, public transit saves you a crapload.

>>1
It's a man's life ... in the YUKON.  Sorry, cloan, try again.  LOL!

i wish i could use public transportation as efficiently as you.  driving sucks ass and costs so much money.

RedCream: [listening to Beck - I'm a Loser] "I'm a loser, baa-bee, so why don't ya kill me?"
(glass breaks and falls to floor of RedCream's bedroom)
RedCream: [shocked and puzzled walks over to window] "WTF just happen? Ah shit! My window got broken? What kind of kike, jew, fag, guke, spik would dare attack a fine upstanding gentleman such as myself?"
(second piece of glass breaks and falls to floor of RedCream's bedroom)
RedCream: [standing in front of his window shocked, looks down at the huge hol-e in his abdomen. Intestines begin spilling out.] "AAHH! Oh, no! MY BELLY!"
Cloaked Marksman: [begins dismantling 50 cal rifle and puts back into case. Holding up clip ...] "Thanks for the ammo, RedDead." [Cloaked marksman walks down stairs of building, mile-and-a-half away, and begins walking up street. Pulling off his mask and hood...]
A2U: "Mess with the best, die like the rest."

Yeah, well-cum to the club, RedCream...hahahahaha!!!

>>5
Firstly, A2U, if you were hit by a .50cal, you wouldn't just be standing there in amazement.  FAIL.

Secondly, the sniper should have said "DeadCream".  That was right in front of your nose as a first-order calculation.  FAIL.

{leans closer}

{sniffs}

A2U ... phew, you stink!

Who invented the internal cumbuttholeshin engine?

That would be RedCream, kid tested, mother approved.
Ah, 34 desu ka? Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho! Oh Ho Ho Ho HO!
BTW RedCream, FTW, 35: FAILYOUR
[Sounds of train nearby steaming down tracks closer and closer and passes just as quickly]
A2U: [looks down on DeadCream's (severe)d cadavor] "Hmm, looks like you just got narfl'd, eh? Mess with the best, die like the rest."
(With Rule 34 and Rule 35 /b/-side, A2U stands forth 34 (sword) and 35 (shield) at arms decimating the Narfl E. Narflton's of 4chan.org and beyond; raping and pillaging the decadence and depravity of narflhood's everywhere.) "FAILYOUR IS YOR OWNLE OPSHUN! COME FORTH, KNEEL AND COMMIT YOURSELVES TO THE HONORABLE TRADITIONS OF HARAKIRI, OR DEATH BY YOR OWN WAFLSNAK NARFL'N! THE CHOICE I LEAVE IN YOUR VERY CAPABLE HANDS."

A2U, you're just about the only 4chan poaster whom I truly ever believed had real mental disorders that required professional psychological assistance and medication.

Get help.

After U, my friend.

>>11
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