Im a loser...

Heres my status..
Im 23, I dont have my own car, i travel by train, I have a casual job, I cant swim, Im short 5 6, I dont have any real friends in here, I cant speak fluent english, Im chubby, I rent a place together with my siblings, I dont have much money, and again Im 23 i dont have a car.. huhuhu.. loser

RedCream: [listening to Beck - I'm a Loser] "I'm a loser, baa-bee, so why don't ya kill me?"
(glass breaks and falls to floor of RedCream's bedroom)
RedCream: [shocked and puzzled walks over to window] "WTF just happen? Ah shit! My window got broken? What kind of kike, jew, fag, guke, spik would dare attack a fine upstanding gentleman such as myself?"
(second piece of glass breaks and falls to floor of RedCream's bedroom)
RedCream: [standing in front of his window shocked, looks down at the huge hol-e in his abdomen. Intestines begin spilling out.] "AAHH! Oh, no! MY BELLY!"
Cloaked Marksman: [begins dismantling 50 cal rifle and puts back into case. Holding up clip ...] "Thanks for the ammo, RedDead." [Cloaked marksman walks down stairs of building, mile-and-a-half away, and begins walking up street. Pulling off his mask and hood...]
A2U: "Mess with the best, die like the rest."