I HATE WOMEN

Anon's Theories on Women
This is a treatise on women.
Any references to specific people are intentional and I hope you all die.
If you are a feminist then I recommend you take notes.

1.    A girl will only be nice to you when she wants something.
Note:     This is not always a bad thing, just usually.
2.    A girl will be a bitch to you if she expects something (See rule # 6).
3.    If you are at a club with friends and there is a girl, she will want you to dance with her no matter how much you protest because you have no idea how to dance and you will feel like a complete fool. It’s like they can sense your discomfort.
Note:     This means nothing. You are still going home alone.
4.    If you do not wear striped polo shirts and a baseball cap, you will be single until you die.
5.    If you do not own a BMW, girls do not want to talk to you.
6.    It is your job as a man to make a living, stay in shape, be thoughtful, remember holidays-anniversaries-birthdays, pay for meals, pay for movies, pay for drinks, pay bills, take out the trash, leave the seat down, bathe, keep the living area clean, listen to her whine about everything, give her compliments, call her a lot, don’t call her too much, move her furniture,  like her cat, take her shopping and generally read her mind so that you can keep her happy without her ever having to prompt you at anytime (See rule # 2).
7.    If there is an 80’s themed anything, girls will be there.
8.    FALLACY: If she sleeps with everyone then she is a slut.  If she sleeps with everyone but you then she is a bitch.
Note:     They are all bitches.
9.    There are exceptions to these rules, but all of them have boyfriends.
10.    How stupid a girl is directly correlates to how hot she thinks she is.
11.    Hot girls do not jog.
12.    Hot girls do not work where you work. In fact, I don’t even think hot girls have jobs. They just sit around all day being hot.  Except for that one coffee shop in Washington State where they wear bikinis. I still think that cake is a lie…
13.    If you do not have copious amounts of cocaine, then hot girls in clubs will not sleep with you.
14.    All hot girls are gold-digging size-queens.
Note:     This is the sad truth, brother.
15.    If you do not need or want a girl, then they will throw themselves at you.
16.    If you want a girl, then the best you can expect is to be in the friend zone while she is fucking a guy with a big dick who makes more money than you.
17.    If you get lots of girls to sleep with you, then this list is not for you.
Note:     Go die.
18.    If you say that you do not want a girl, you really want a girl.
19.    A girl is not your friend. You are either her boyfriend or you are an emotional tampon.
Note:      There is no grey area. My money is on you being the latter.
20.    Girls do not care about anything you are interested in.
21.    Girls are immediately offended if you do not care about what they are interested in.
22.    Her pets will not like you.
23.    Hot girls do porn because guys who do porn have big dicks and lots of money.
24.    You will not meet girls at a bar, club or party. If you do, then you should carry an excessive amount of cocaine or expect to go home alone.
25.    You will not be able to take advantage of a drunken girl.
26.    If you are buying her drinks, then she has manipulated you and you are still going home alone.
27.    Do not show any signs of human emotion, whatsoever. Girls can smell fear.
28.    My ex girlfriend is a complete and total bitch. This is true.
Note:     I hate her.


If you feel that there is a rule missing from this list then I guess that you will make copypasta of my intellectual property and call it your own. You can suck on a hot bullet.
-Anonymous

I don't hate raep.

>>1
Old, stale copypasta is stale and oooooooooooooooooollldd.

>>1
(Post truncated.) = Fail.

Haet the cunt instead; it's just a life-support system that keeps the real item alive for our usage.

>>5
You're drunk. GTFO.

>>6
I'm extremely sober.  And I'm not leaving.  Oh, no.  Not for DECADES.

>>3
True, but it is also a pretty accurate description of how American women behave.

LOL. How would any of you know how women behave??????????????

cause some of us aren't gay

OP is a fatass

Unfortunately, I tend to agree with >>9. What women often do isn't an intention or choice, but a mixture of both and we as male primates can't yet comprehend that our brains reside within our skulls. Ah, but when the veritable cookie crumbles and those misogynistic tendencies set back in, yes, it's mommy bashin time. Yes, sometimes it's necessary to bash women, but how to do it and how appropriate the debate points are utilized is a matter of finely tuned cleverness; that the majority of us male primates show a glarring distaste and disregard for.
Some examples would be to turn up the radio when she is talking because you really don't want to listen to her squeely or obnoxious voice for one second longer on account you are two seconds away from unbuckling her seat belt, opening the door, and shoving her sorry carcus out of the vehicle EVEN if it is still going 65 miles per hour. Well, that wouldn't be good for your lady friend, or fuck meat, whatever you presume to degrade her as. Secondly, what is up with the *ho-ho-ho-haa-haa-haa* level of communication? If I wanted to take her to the zoo, I would have, but no, we are at a classy restaraunt having to listen to a couple get into a tussle over some financial business. It's a fucking sad ass joke! If we were meant to breed with women, why don't we have the facilities to complete the process with some level of decency. Oh...*ho-ho-ho-haa-haa-haa*...got it. You want to know how bad men are and how bad women are? Take me for example: my dad couldn't put up with my mom, she got angry cause she wasn't getting the attention or the responsibility out of him that he promised her before I was born. So, my dad "jetisoned" as he would put it, right out the door, tried to steal my mom's only car, get ran over with it by a semi-truck; to-which I was only 3 at the time and about to be run over cause I was trying to hold onto the bumper and stop him from leaving. So, what does my mother do in retaliation for his misdeads? Ohh, ho, HOE! She doesn't tell me where she is going and leaves for three days straight, I had an ear infection for over the course of those three days; I had to live with my aunt and cousin (who was a naturally born crack addict) high as a MOFO screaming in my ear cause he couldn't understand my predicament. Finally she comes back and treats me like I'm a dog, throws books at me and shit when I'm in front of the TV that she's watching, just because I'm the son of that transient delinquent man she bopped when she got too drunk. Yeah, women are a bitch to deal with, but if guys would treat them right from the start, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE CONSEQUENCES! MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! Those that don't cooperate in conversation are dooming themselves to a life of satisfying solitude just as I have been forsaken within for the past 23 years of my life. Thanks Mom! Thanks Dad! You're the greatest!

Well I don't know about you guys but I love women.  I am married to a really nice girl and have been happy for a long time.  She completes me and for those who do not think that true love is attainable all I have to say is you just have to believe.  I come from a harsh background where I was molested by my father and now have to live on a fixed income.  So I am very lucky that I found someone.  If I can find love then so can everyone else.

Plus women have vaginas.  And Vaginas are awesome.

Yup, we get along great now that I'm getting great butt sex from her strap-on. She especially loves it when I take her pee and poop and eat every last bite. This is what it means to be married it's a glorious thing! God bless everyone!

>>13
 The only reason you are happy with your situation is that it's the only one you have available. If you get along with your spouse 100% of the time, then you are either a self deluded fool or a liar. We are humans. We are selfish, cruel, petty and stupid. The only reason we would ever tolerate someone else in our space is if they were providing some kind of compensation or validating our own insecurities. There are no true selfless kindnesses and we all expect something for nothing. Fuck you all. I hope the entire world is consumed in nuclear fire.

OP here
>>11 Get it straight: I am an overweight 30 year old and I live with my mom.

>>12 Sounds like you got the full life tour package with all the options. As long as you do something worthwhile in spite of your origins then your life will not have been wasted. I don't know; invent a cure for retards or something. Xenu knows 4chan needs that...

tl;dr: women are fucking useless, why aren't we using genetics to eliminate them from the face of the planet?

I enjoy sex but I dislike women generally and have found very few I can tolerate being around for long at all, as people.

If they didn't have vaginas there'd be a bounty on them.

Women are fucking worthless.™

boy, no offense but this is a sad excuse for a rant for virgins and sex offenders. It is true, there are women whose mere existence is insufferable. But there are wonderful women out there who give their time and effort just for love's sake. You guys rant because you can't get one in bed. Of course you can't fuck one, you all are losers.

Just think about it, sex is a completely different issue from love altogether. You don't want to fuck a girl who smells like rat pee and has no sexual attraction whatsoever do you? You want a lionness in bed, right?

Same with women. If you want to fuck one, then you have to be a fucking lion. Now loving, THAT is something that any fool can get. But as far as fucking the babe of your dreams, you better find out what kind of man she fucks with and become something like that to bed her.

itt ugly failfags.

bump for trustness
I WILL BUMP THIS TRUTH EVERY DAY SO OTHERS VIPPERS READ THIS TRUTNESS OF THE UNIVERSE

sage

>>23
That's weird, your sage didn't work bro!

>>24
You're an anus!

My girl makes me cum at least three times every day.

>>24
I dont think so anon.

>>1

Go fuck 10 women..  if u can't then go fuck 10 whores..  then come back and repeat all those statements with a straight face.

>>25
You're a fag

We are all retards .

>>30
Fuck you faggot .

>>31
Suck my dick , you bitchfag .

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

It's not just this applies to MALES. This applies to females as well. a female can be the most kindest, caring, blah blah and attractive and not a ho bag. But they can still get dumped. Stop complaining people, there are good women/men out there. Just because you can't find one doesn't mean all people are bad. And if you continue to think this way, then I guess you were never to pass your genes.

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