[Relationships] STDs [Serious Business]

Dear Redcream,

I have just recently entered a relationship with someone I care very deeply about. This relationship has begun to get somewhat physical.

I know the best medicine in a relationship is communication, but there's one something I simply don't know how to talk to her about.

How do I talk to my significant other about the very serious condition often known as "blue balls"?

>>1
The best thing to do is use stark honesty.  Sit her down on the sofa, get her a favorite drink like Pepsi or coffee, and then calmly look at her, look to your crotch, and then look back at her and say:

"It's not going to suck itself."

>>1
You need to get your circulatory system checked.  Do you smoke?

>>2
Well I apreciate you 'dropping by' to add you're input, but this is actually a informative news site. It is not acceptable for other people to come in here and spam there rude annoying and useless infomation and it ruins this fine site for all its members. You should not be allowed to just say any thing here because it ruins things for the whole comunity and as a result lots of people will leave here!

I AM BIG DICK U R SOME COKE U GIVE ME COKE I CANT FIND LIGHT FLASHLIGHT JOE MALL DICK I HAVE BIG COCK U HAVE MALL COKE I WANT.

>>4
Alas, you keep coming back, despite my best efforts.

>>6
I am geting sick and tiard of your constant rudeness and lack of moral in your postings, they are always about something dirty or else they contain rude and inapropriate langwidge. I am disgustid by it and am reporting this incidant and many others like it to the 4chan authoritys. Good day.

>>3
In reality, I do really have a bad problem with blue-balls, and I have high-ish blood pressure. I also do smoke, but not that much, maybe 3 or 4 a day. Related?

Maybe, blue balls is when your blood flow gets stuck in your balls.  I've never experienced such a thing; I had thought it was a myth designed to fool dumb young chicks.