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Get out of jail free card

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 4:05

If you had sex with someone under the age of consent, what's your get out of jail free card?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 4:27

kill yourself, no joke ;)

Name: RedCream 2008-05-01 5:09

Your GOOJF card is to be a close relative of a judge or politician, or to be in a fairly wealthy family.  Any way that happens, you either use your influence with the law to squash a prosecution, or you just buy off the parents of the little whore.

After all, if the parents COULD be bought off, then they would just be flesh merchants, which makes the child a whore (although not by their intention).

That's why Michael Jackson is still a free man.  He's bought or rented kiddieflesh from parents for a long time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 5:33

>>3
This isnt funny man, you need to shape up or ship out. You must be new here, because this is not how we do things.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 5:55

I would sing about being in a closet and have a midget in my music videos.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-01 6:34

>>4
That's how I roll.  Now do a barrel roll, yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 6:51

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 7:16

My BALLS!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 8:13


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