Your GOOJF card is to be a close relative of a judge or politician, or to be in a fairly wealthy family. Any way that happens, you either use your influence with the law to squash a prosecution, or you just buy off the parents of the little whore.
After all, if the parents COULD be bought off, then they would just be flesh merchants, which makes the child a whore (although not by their intention).
That's why Michael Jackson is still a free man. He's bought or rented kiddieflesh from parents for a long time.