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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 2:26

Hello, I am normally a lurker, but I recently got fired from my job, and I'm feeling kind of depressed.  So, without anyone else to really turn to, I must ask you, the anonymous posters of the internet, what I should do with my life.  Feel free to ask any questions, I'll try to answer as best I can.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-26 2:28

What to do?  Find a fucking job, you douchebag.  Your mother can't keep feeding you in that basement forever.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 2:30

It's not that simple to find a job you know.  And besides, I don't even know what I should do.  The last job was at a convenience store, and I really don't want to do those kind of jobs for the rest of my life.  I dropped out of high school, so I don't have many options...

Name: RedCream 2008-04-26 2:36

This is not about stopping to ruminate luxuriously about your options.  Find a fucking job, you douchebag.  You have to find a job, and it doesn't matter how much you don't like the jobs you do find.  The dislike you encounter should motivate you to SAVE MONEY to dig yourself out of your suck-assed-jobs scene.

So if you work jobs just to bring home modest sums which you promptly blow away like a Congressional intern, then you're a fucking moron.  Don't be a douchebag.  Find a fucking job.  SAVE MONEY.  Make a plan WHILE YOU'RE WORKING to dig yourself out of these doldrums and live a better life.

Of just blow your fucking head off.  Wait, I'm kidding.  Don't leave that much of a fucking mess behind for us to clean up.  Get a poison from the hardware store and just kill all your brain cells with it.  Depart this life with more respect than you're showing us now with all your whining.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 2:39

...not to sound rude or anything, but are there any other people here who I could talk to?

Name: RedCream 2008-04-26 2:42

No, just me.  In fact, all posters here are me, but I post under various monikers to give the impression of more people.  RedCream is the only person on this board.  In fact, even you are not you -- you're ME, RedCream.  I'm posting as you, and I'm responding as you.  That's the only rational explanation for all of this.  I'm sure you can see the logic of that (since, after all, you're just me).

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 2:42

I mean ok, I realize that I do have to get a job sooner or latter, but not every one has the privilege of living in a big city or something where low paying jobs are plentiful.  I happen to live in the countryside, and that convenience store job was really hard to get.  I'm thinking I should maybe re-apply, but I really don't know...

Name: RedCream 2008-04-26 2:47

You have to see that what I said still overrules anything that YOU said.  "Thinking of re-apply[ing]" ... well, you're going to have to do more than just THINK about it.  Monday, you're going to have to DO IT.  What's to think about?  You need a job, and there a job is, sitting and waiting for you.  Apply for it and take it.  What's the alternative?  Do you really want to starve to death under a bridge?  That's what douchebags so.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 2:50

Well, I will re-apply, but what if I don't get it?  I've been relying on this job for rent, and if I can't pay, what do I do, move to the city?  I've been here my whole life, it's not like I can just give it all up...

Name: RedCream 2008-04-26 2:59

By the time your shit is on the curb and there's no food in your belly, you will make the only choice remaining to you:  crime.  Monday, you will have a few choices.  A month after fucking up that Monday, you will have only 1 choice.  Fuck even that choice up, and then you'll have no choices ... you'll just be a dead body under a bridge embankment, like all the other douchebags in life.

I'm telling you that if you don't do the right thing, you'll suffer.  Even if you don't see that suffering coming, you'll still suffer.  If the facts of your suffering (or impending suffering) don't motivate you, then you're just a dead man, and it remains to be played out how your body will finally match the dead state in your mind.

Survival is simple.  Survive, or perish.  You're giving us every indication that you don't accept the facts of survival.  There's no other alternative, in the larger sense, from that action ... except that YOU WILL PERISH.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 3:06

Good advice RedCream. What is your job, if you dont mind telling us..

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 6:23

>>10
Um pardon me for contradicting you, but when I checked I found there was already a system folder so the system32 is obviously the virus made one where the spy ware and viruses go so they can attack windows from the inside. I do know a thing or two about computers as I have been using them for some time. An operating system does not need two system folders to run which is why I knew right away I was dealing with some sort of virus. I don't need those programs anymore because I know where the files are I just need a program that can actually delete the folder and the viruses in it. I don't want to use linux either because I don't think it works with windows. Thank you for your help, but you should continue learning about computers so that one day you will be able to help other people with their problems too.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-26 12:50

>>11
My job -- such as it is defined -- is panning for gold in the Yukon.  I can't tell you where, since I hardly need competitors to decrease my take.  (It's not like a mining claim, which secures an area just for you.)  It's tough work, but honest, and keeps you in shape and focused on what it takes to survive.  That's why the OP is such a silly whiner.  To survive, you do what you must.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 13:41

>>13
We don't do what we must to survive

We do what we must because we can

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 14:11

THREAD IS FAIL, LURK MOAR

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