Starting the Guitar

Best way to learn guitar? Is there a program or website that stands out? I want to learn to read tabs and the sheet music (I kind familiar with sheet music since I used to play the trombone.)

And if it helps you any I promise I won't be the type of fag that carries around a guitar and plays in public.

1. Go to a music store
2. Buy a beginner's guitar book
3. Invest hours of you life completing that book
4. Rudimentary guitar skills!

Seriously, most books I've read about beginner's guitar are adequate for anybody. All you really need is practise and knowledge of rudimentary guitar which a beginner book will provide.

Yes, if i don't want you to kill yourself. I want you to find the lost heir to the hell.

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tabs are straight forward. if you have eyes you can read them.
reading actual sheet music is like learning a new form of mathematics, or a language. that's where the trouble is. in between learning to read MUSIC, practice your motor skills with the guitar, by pacing up and down the strings and notes.

AND GET A FUCKING GUITAR BOOK.